Is it just me? Or does EVERYBODY think of Stephen King in the shower?

What are YOUR thoughts while soaping up?

  • Everytime I shower I think of Stephen King.

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Everytime I shower I think of one of Stephen King's characters.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Everytime I shower I think of the Psycho scene.

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Everytime I shower I think of Orlando Bloom-- No, wait! I meant Absolute Write!

    Votes: 12 41.4%
  • Everytime I shower I drop the soap. Funzies!

    Votes: 7 24.1%
  • I shower WAY too much... But I've STILL got a dirty mind!

    Votes: 15 51.7%

  • Total voters
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Redd Ryden

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...er... Allow me to clear that mud off your monitor screen... What I meant to say, was: Is it just me, or does everybody think of Stephen King while they are in the shower? (The other way around is a gross invasion of Mr. King's privacy... not to mention, very, very questionable etiquette, and potentially disturbing-- on so many levels).

I suppose what I'm asking is: Does anyone else have common everyday moments that “spark” the same thought over and over?

Example: Inevitably, when I shower, Stephen King pops into my head. Yes-- It is strange (I really didn't need you to tell me that...), and sometimes a little disturbing. I first noticed the phenomenon of “memory triggers” after my father's funeral. I was fine with flowers before, no issues. But after the funeral-- if I saw carnations-- if I sniffed a rose-- my father's death “whopped me upside the head” all over again (I was 16 at the time). Still to this day, if I catch the scent of roses it “bums me out” (if I'm smelling “invisible” roses, and can't see an air freshener-- I tend to freak a little), and when you die, don't expect ME to send carnations to the funeral home. Won't do it. Hate the damned things.

So, I'll leave the question at that. Simple. Do you think of Stephen King soaping up in the shower?

:e2shower:
Redd-- who takes a lot of showers with SK.
 

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I think of a lot of guys, but I can honestly say Stephen King is never one of them.

Now I'd like to go shower-out my eyes!
 

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I have seriously screwed up memory triggers, however, Stephen King doesn't typically play a part. I used to have mental flashes of REDRUM on occasion though, so I guess he used to?
 

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I try to think about Jack ;)
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I only think dirty thoughts in the shower...how to get this dirt off, how much shampoo to get the dirt out of my hair, etc.



What? I'm serious...


typically in the shower, I wonder how long I will be there alone.

(before a 2 year old or 4 year old thinks it would be fun to get in the shower too!)
 

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Stephen King. In the shower. Lemme think.

It could happen, I guess, but he's not in my top 5.

Orlando Bloom
Kevin Kline
Ian McKellan
That cute pool boy next door
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I don't think of Stephen King in the shower, but I do think of that scary pregnant dead lady from The Shining when I enter any bathroom and the shower curtain is closed. Does that count?
 

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I think of Jaws while at the beach.
 

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For a few years after seeing Psycho, I thought of Norman Bates while in the shower. But Stephen King? No, never.
 

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I don't think of Stephen King in the shower, but I do think of that scary pregnant dead lady from The Shining when I enter any bathroom and the shower curtain is closed. Does that count?

ME TOO! ok, well, I used to. I haven't thought of her for a long time.

damn, now she'll be back.
 

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Stephen King??

um... No.

I do think of Stephen King when I write a short story. And I think of my mentor when I work on my novel.

When I'm in the shower, I carefully plan my actions as not to run out of hot water before rinsing out the last of three deep conditioners I treat my hair to. I loofa, sponge, scrape, rub (dead skin, that is) and rinse... Showering is serious business -- unless I happen to be staying at a 5* hotel. Then I can think of several... but SK has never occured to me as a potential shower mate!
 

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Uh... no. I think of my husband when I shower. Especially when he joins me. Mmmmmmmmmm
 

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We are generally gratefull that the water is not in fact boiling!
 

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I tend to come up with my best ideas when I'm in the shower, Mr King not being one of them. But I know what you mean about certain actions triggering thoughts... when I get to stomach crunches in my exercise routine I always think of a street in my home town for some strange reason.
 

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I can't believe I'm the only one to vote for the 'Psycho' option.

Seriously, I keep my shower curtains open when I don't use it. You never know what's. . .behind there.
 

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Now that the Stephen King idea has been imprinted on everyone's brain, tomorrow let's hear from everyone who DID think of Stephen King the next time they shower. And the next time, and the next time...

People, I think we're screwed. ARRRRGHHH!!! :e2drown:
 

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No offense to Stephen King, but I'd rather think of Jimmy Page in the---

What?

Oh.

Never mind.... :)

I don't usually think of anyone in particular - I'm usually trying to figure out what I'm going to wear that day.
 

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The only time I've ever thought of Stephen King in the shower, was after I read IT for the first time. The thought that Pennywise could come up through the drain and drag me down, naked and screaming, had me terrified.