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Rugad Iubdán immach iarum ocus ro
fágbad Bébó istig i fochair Fergusa
ocus tug Fergus grád dermhár di ocus
do comriacht ria. Ocus in uair ro
búi Fergus ic comriachtain ria tug
lám ar mullach a cinn ocus ro
fhiarfaig in rigan de cid imar chuir
in lám ar a bathais. Ingnam lium ar
sé in ball ferrda ina bfuilit secht
nduirn ocus gan innatsa acht trí
duirn gan a dhul trét chenn sechtair.
Ocus is uime sin do chuires mo lám
ar do chenn. Léig as alé a Ferguis
ar sí: is mór ní súigios lesrach
banscaile.


Iubdán was then taken out then and
Bébó was left inside with Fergus
and Fergus fell for her big time and
had sex with her. And while Fergus
was having sex with her he put a
hand on the top of her head and
the queen asked him why he put the
hand on the crown of her head. "I'm
amazed," he said, "my manly part being
seven handwidths and you being only
three handwidths that it doesn't go
right out through your head. That's
why I put my hand on your head."
"Well, stop it, Fergus," she said.
"A woman's loins can absorb a lot."

"Echtra Fergusa maic Léti"