Something's very wrong here. . .

Akuma · Mar 31, 2007

I just put on some new deodorant.

It says it's for Men.

But it smells like flowers. . .

What do I do now?

Judg · Mar 31, 2007

Carry a bouquet...

kristie911 · Mar 31, 2007

Just be secure in your manhood and pretend you meant to smell like that.

Carrie in PA · Mar 31, 2007

It depends. What kind of flowers?

Nangleator · Mar 31, 2007

Isn't that the new deodorant that amplifies your own personal scent?

thethinker42 · Mar 31, 2007

Fart. NO ONE will notice the flowery smell.

Jersey Chick · Mar 31, 2007

Carrie in PA said:
It depends. What kind of flowers?

I was going to ask the same thing - is like girly-flowers or more like
citrus-y flowers (if there is such a thing)?

Alan Yee · Mar 31, 2007

Carrie in PA said:
It depends. What kind of flowers?

Hmmmm. Poppies. POPpies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleep. NOW they'll sleeeeep.

Jersey Chick · Mar 31, 2007

@!$%^ poppies!

Susie · Mar 31, 2007

It's ok, Akuma as long as you don't smell like doody.

Rolling Thunder · Mar 31, 2007

Maybe it was formulated to appeal to a man's feminine side?

TsukiRyoko · Mar 31, 2007

Put it on and pick up Cosmo, you girly man.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 31, 2007

Susie said:
It's ok, Akuma as long as you don't smell like doody.

Or taco meat.... Guys tend to smell like pungent food items when sweaty for more than an hour....

JDCrayne · Mar 31, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Maybe it was formulated to appeal to a man's feminine side?

Naw, it's a lure to get girls. A shy guy wears this stuff, the girls come up to him and say, "wow, what is that GREAT smelling stuff?" and he gets to chat them up.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 31, 2007

JDCrayne said:
Naw, it's a lure to get girls. A shy guy wears this stuff, the girls come up to him and say, "wow, what is that GREAT smelling stuff?" and he gets to chat them up.

Or, the girl walks up to shy guy, thinking, 'Boy, he looks like he has a wonderful mind, and so sweet, and-

...What's that flower smell? Smells good.... Oh... It's him. Guess I'm barking up the wrong tree...' and then takes her new best shy-guy friend shopping for Gucci sunglasses.

JDCrayne · Mar 31, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
Or, the girl walks up to shy guy, thinking, 'Boy, he looks like he has a wonderful mind, and so sweet, and-

...What's that flower smell? Smells good.... Oh... It's him. Guess I'm barking up the wrong tree...' and then takes her new best shy-guy friend shopping for Gucci sunglasses.

There is that risk, of course. But by the time they've gone shopping, tried on shoes together, shared their life's secrets, and had lunch, he's got an inside track.

ChaosTitan · Mar 31, 2007

There's nothing wrong with smelling like flowers. It's a nice change of pace for the girls getting close to you. Most men's deodorant smells...weird.

Jersey Chick · Mar 31, 2007

My husband uses one that's supposed to smell like a mountain breeze.

What's up with that??

When did deodorant makers decide that men were supposed to smell like women?

Haggis · Mar 31, 2007

Open a vein. It's the only manly thing to do.

Akuma · Mar 31, 2007

Still. It is a bit odd.

My friend and I were wandering around today. It was windy. We went into a grocery store.

Immediatly my friend looks at the girls near us and comments, "Boy, that perfume is a little strong."

Without thinking, I said, "That may be me."

A pause.

"Oh."

trumancoyote · Mar 31, 2007

It's okay, sweety. Uncle Zach'll comfort you when you're disregarded by the rest of the world.

Yes. That's right. Closer... closer....

aadams73 · Apr 1, 2007

*blink* What would you rather it smelled like? Beer? Sweat? Oh wait...

threedogpeople · Apr 1, 2007

Obviously it's a scent for girly men not manly men.

TsukiRyoko · Apr 1, 2007

JDCrayne said:
There is that risk, of course. But by the time they've gone shopping, tried on shoes together, shared their life's secrets, and had lunch, he's got an inside track.

Ohhh, I see. Now all he has to do is wait for the "girl breakdowns, seeks sexual security in gay friend" thing.

TsukiRyoko · Apr 1, 2007

Akuma said:
Still. It is a bit odd.

My friend and I were wandering around today. It was windy. We went into a grocery store.

Immediatly my friend looks at the girls near us and comments, "Boy, that perfume is a little strong."

Without thinking, I said, "That may be me."

A pause.

"Oh."

Ahahahahahaha!

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