Casino Royale (a question for the boys)

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you want to cry when Bond was having his knackers smacked with a rope by Mr Evil Frenchman?
 

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That's a leading question. Perhaps some audience members were already sobbing in sympathy? Perhaps others wished they were doing the smacking? While a select few found it oddly stimulating and wished their knackers could be so lucky? Just offering a different perspective, that's all. Carry on.

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:rolleyes: Yeah right, you're soooo shocked! Anyone who would ask such a question, would not be shocked by such a reply. :D

-Derek
 

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I'm not a boy, but I do want to say that Daniel Craig is hot. HOT.

Carry on.

(Oh, and what's with Eva Green's wonky mouth? That thing was frightening. Couldn't they find a beautiful woman for the role? There are plenty out there.)
 

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My girlfriend wanted to know how Bond could be up for it with Vesper after he had his nuts whacked. I had to remind her that he is Bond. Therefore he can do anything.
 

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I was too busy clenching up to give it a rating. That looked painful.

Apparently Double-0's have balls of steel. :eek:

And the other babe was much foxier than Eva Green.
 

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Kinda bewildered by the anti-Eva Green comments, but, okay, I'll go with the flow and downgrade her in my personal ratings system... now she only scores 12 out of 10.

-Derek
 

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I'm surprised he could actually "function" at all after that torture. Or maybe M gave him new set of plastic balls.

>.<

Daniel Craig is kind of odd looking, but I'd love to have a body like his. Then someone will call me hot.
 

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you want to cry when Bond was having his knackers smacked with a rope by Mr Evil Frenchman?

I wanted to cry from the moment that movie started. I was strongly wishing the director, the script writer, and the casting department were tied down and getting their knackers smacked.
 

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I thought it was an awesome torture. I was a little saddened by the method of his escape from it. A little too Deuxy for me.
 

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The torture scene made me cringe with every whack.

and how he got out was lame.

And Whats-her-face should have been unrepently evil. Even laughed at him when he came in to "rescue" her. That woulda been great.

Hey, thanks for repeating me, tool.

;)