What do you think hell and heaven are like?

Lantern Jack · Mar 20, 2007

Well, honestly, I've been to hell, aka Grace Land, aka known as my paternal aunt's Elvis-themed trailer in Green, NY (named such for its only significant feature, its grass; oh! and it also has an all-year Santa Claus village...for some strange reason). I've also been to heaven. But heaven's not really a place, it's a state of being, a state of being with Celia Cyanide, the most bodacious babe in the pretty-people pantheon [slathers on the sloppy sentimentality with a trowel]

:Hug2:

Lyra Jean · Mar 20, 2007

OH! That's so cute!

Mandy-Jane · Mar 20, 2007

Hell is trying to look after two small kids the morning after a heavy night. Believe me, that is pure hell.

Pagey's_Girl · Mar 21, 2007

One guy I work with has a theory that we're all in hell now, here on Earth, and when we die we'll actually be going to the next level. Yeah, he's a real gas to be around...

I always thought Hell was in Michigan, though...

NeuroFizz · Mar 21, 2007

Just off the top of my head--they're both in here...

It comes in small doses
milligrams of sneaking, peeking
looking the other way,
drops of taking, faking
instigating a fray

It challenges us daily
to keep rolling, cajoling
fight it off inside
seek reserving, deserving
conscience open wide

thethinker42 · Mar 21, 2007

If I believed in heaven or hell, I'd have to say that heaven is full of wild sex and debauchery, and hell is standing in line at the DMV for all eternity.

Maryn · Mar 21, 2007

I think like thethinker, only with different details. Heaven's wild sex, debauchery, and fantastic food and drink that doesn't affect my perfect figure (duh!). Hell involves an eternity-long evening with acquaintances sharing their slides of a boring vacation with little to do but snap pictures of the same muddy lake, during which they regale me with tales of the meals they ate at local restaurants, peppered with funny stories about people they know and I don't.

Maryn, who's visited both

NeuroFizz · Mar 21, 2007

Hell is being dealt the Ace, King, Queen and Ten of diamonds and the three of clubs in five-card draw, with all the other players going "all in." I don't have to mention what heaven is in this case.

Elincoln · Mar 21, 2007

Heaven is Hawaii.

Hell is New Jersey.

(And guess where I live?)

cray · Mar 21, 2007

Ever been to K-Mart or Walmart or any other place that ends with "mart?"

....well then, you know what hell is like.

I haven't checked the (good) book lately but I think the original mention of hell was actaully listed as Hellmart.

Lyra Jean · Mar 21, 2007

Heaven is being with the one you love.
Hell is not being with the one you love.
Purgatory is being single. (That's me.)

E_B · Mar 21, 2007

Hell is having the things you want within your grasp but not being able to grasp them. I don't know what heaven is like.

C.bronco · Mar 21, 2007

thethinker42 said:
If I believed in heaven or hell, I'd have to say that heaven is full of wild sex and debauchery, and hell is standing in line at the DMV for all eternity.

I've always said that hell is an eternity at the DMV in Wayne, NJ. If you say so too, it must be true!

C.bronco · Mar 21, 2007

Elincoln said:
Heaven is Hawaii.

Hell is New Jersey.

(And guess where I live?)

Oh, Bergen County, well... once you get away from routes 95, 3 & 17 it's a lot less swampy.
It's actually pretty nice over here in Morris County. I love Jersey.

E_B · Mar 21, 2007

Hell is waiting in line at the DMV.

E_B · Mar 21, 2007

C.bronco said:
I've always said that hell is an eternity at the DMV in Wayne, NJ. If you say so too, it must be true!

Sorry about the repeat, I just read your post.

Pagey's_Girl · Mar 21, 2007

Hell is finding out the person before you farted in the elevator.

Heaven is wild sex with Jimmy Page in an elevator.

(Okay, I'm guessing on that last one.)

writerterri · Mar 21, 2007

Heaven is like sticking your finger in banana cream pie.

Hell is like sticking your finger in a light socket.

robeiae · Mar 21, 2007

E_B said:
Hell is having the things you want within your grasp but not being able to grasp them. I don't know what heaven is like.

Not wanting anything?

RumpleTumbler · Mar 21, 2007

Hell definitely has that rage filled blonde boy from Naruto. It is the most irritating cartoon imaginable. If I had the choice of burning for all eternity or listening to that freak do his anger filled screech again I'd have to think about it. You can bet if there is a hell he is there tormenting everyone with his vile, evil cry.

Haggis · Mar 21, 2007

Hell is having to listen to a neverending Al Gore lecture.

SpookyWriter · Mar 21, 2007

Haggis said:
Hell is having to listen to a neverending Al Gore lecture.

While sharing a motel room. :roll:

dclary · Mar 21, 2007

Heaven is perfection. Perfect beach under perfect sky with the universe's most perfect buffet spread before you, and you won't gain pound 1 from whatever you eat.

Hell is the exact same place, and I'm ahead of you in line.

Shadow_Ferret · Mar 21, 2007

Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens.

Elincoln · Mar 21, 2007

C.bronco said:
once you get away from routes 3 & 17

I'm right SMACK in the middle there.

It's actually pretty nice over here in Morris County. I love Jersey.

Went to college between Morristown and Madison. Grew up in Cape May/Wildwood. Yes, I know NJ.

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