Well, honestly, I've been to hell, aka Grace Land, aka known as my paternal aunt's Elvis-themed trailer in Green, NY (named such for its only significant feature, its grass; oh! and it also has an all-year Santa Claus village...for some strange reason). I've also been to heaven. But heaven's not really a place, it's a state of being, a state of being with Celia Cyanide, the most bodacious babe in the pretty-people pantheon [slathers on the sloppy sentimentality with a trowel]