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*SIGH*
I spent 3 weeks gathering everything on my husband's list so I could send him the World's Greatest Ever Care Package. Enough candy to put him in a sugar coma the instant he opens the box, herbs from our acupuncturist since he's running low, more porn than a boy could ever need, and Girl Scout Cookies.
They onloaded mail yesterday. He e-mailed me this morning and said he hadn't received the package yet, but mail was still being sorted.
This afternoon, he e-mails me again. He still hasn't received the package. Sorting is almost complete. But there's more...
Seems two pallets...PALLETS...of mail were lost at sea during onload.
From the looks of it, $50+ worth of porn, 10 lbs of candy, some herbs, and a jar of honey are now on the bottom of the ocean somewhere.
Someday, some diver of the future is going to find that box and its contents -- all of which were lovingly sealed in plastic in case the box got wet -- and wonder just WTF was wrong with 21st century Earth.
What a waste of porn. And chocolate.
I spent 3 weeks gathering everything on my husband's list so I could send him the World's Greatest Ever Care Package. Enough candy to put him in a sugar coma the instant he opens the box, herbs from our acupuncturist since he's running low, more porn than a boy could ever need, and Girl Scout Cookies.
They onloaded mail yesterday. He e-mailed me this morning and said he hadn't received the package yet, but mail was still being sorted.
This afternoon, he e-mails me again. He still hasn't received the package. Sorting is almost complete. But there's more...
Seems two pallets...PALLETS...of mail were lost at sea during onload.
From the looks of it, $50+ worth of porn, 10 lbs of candy, some herbs, and a jar of honey are now on the bottom of the ocean somewhere.
Someday, some diver of the future is going to find that box and its contents -- all of which were lovingly sealed in plastic in case the box got wet -- and wonder just WTF was wrong with 21st century Earth.
What a waste of porn. And chocolate.