Happy day to all who celebrate. Be safe, be smart, enjoy the craic and the tunes!
By the way, if it's a good pub they
won't have green beer or those stupid shite shamrocks drawn in the Guinness foam.
This day is such a spectacle in this country.
I swear to God if someone comes up to me tomorrow and says, "Oh, you're Irish! I am too!" in a fake, Lucky Charms accent and then tries to pinch me because I'm not fekkin' wearing green, I'm gonna kick 'em in the ding-ding.
I'll raise my shot of Jameson's to the good saint, drive by the church (but won't go in
), stop by my old pub and have a pint, kick up the old tunes and have a laugh...But I won't wear any shamrock antennae-deelybobber things, say any form of the phrase, "Top O' the mornin' to ya," or answer any questions about the "troubles".
The "Kiss me I'm Irish" shirt is right out.