Hahaha, there you are Dama! Trying to run away from me again. I turn 17, then you run to 18 as quickly as you can- IT WON'T WORK FOREVER! I'll get you, when you're old and frail, whimpering in your bed, whispering to the ceiling, "If only I were 0.47 (or something like that) years younger....If only....If only...."
...Oh, it's a "happy" birthday thread?
Ah, I see.
...Um.... Happy birthday, and whatnot... And please disregard the above....
Erm.... Would...you like a beer? Or something? Heh....Heh....