Are you an A.R.S.E.????

Now there's an interesting one to answer in character...

And, ahem, I'm not telling you what I scored on the grounds it might incriminate me

I got a 4, but that's under normal circumstances. When provoked, I'm sure I can top the scale.

/hums an old Denis Leary song under his breath as he leaves the room.../

I got a 5. So, I guess that makes me a borderline arse?

This was a fun test.

6 extremely upsetting-I always thought myself to be somewhat certifyable-Harrummph-back to body guarding a one

I got 15... seems to correlate well with my score on the Machiavelli test.

Must be all those years I spent in management.

I got a 0. Everybody loves me.

10 - 5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

My favorite part: You really need to buy the book. Click here to order.

14

Hey, got my favorite number: 12.

I love clicking yes. I clicked every one.

15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.
You really need to buy the book. Click here to order.

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Isn't there some government program, Anti-Arse or something, where I can get this book for free?

Oh, and notice how fast this poll quiz went from one question to the next? (as opposed to the religion test yesterday that took 30 seconds between questions)? I wrote the code for this poll. You're welcome.

I got a 4 I was sure the score would be higher.

I am so glad I am certified. You idiots can just eat my dust.

TsukiRyoko said:

I got a 4 I was sure the score would be higher.

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How am I a bigger arse than Tsuki?!

Never mind, answered my own question.

Akuma said:

How am I a bigger arse than Tsuki?!

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I know, it baffled me too. I'm sure I would have scored higher had the test given more morbid, violent questions.

I got 9:

5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

Jaycinth said:

After all the crap I pull at work, it is amazing I scored so low.

Or maybe I have them trained so well I no longer need to be an arse.

Alas.

***Puts pink CareBear on desk. Smiles. Co workers run.***

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*steps back in horror* Jay.... What is that horrible thing next to you? It seems cute and fuzzy, but next to you, it's just... I don't... I can't... What in the.... *convulses, passes out*

I'm actually afraid to find out.

I got a two...

5 out of 15

I need work to become all that others will despise!

I got a 3...

That's it, I have to shape up. I'll be in TIO if you need me.

I got a 7. . .

i got a 9.

rawr.
alice.