Pull out your foil hats...it is BIZARRO time again!

Jaycinth · Mar 9, 2007

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1082173

This might be the 'bizarro world' winner for the year...

tourdeforce · Mar 9, 2007

How the hell can a cow catch a chicken?

writerterri · Mar 9, 2007

It's mad chicken disease.

Haggis · Mar 9, 2007

I blame Bush.

davids · Mar 9, 2007

I blame Gore-Gorebal warming causes the regeneration in cow form of flesh eating buddhist monks in cowing formulation-BTHOOM!

MidnightMuse · Mar 9, 2007

PETA's gonna be pissed at this cow.

BenPanced · Mar 9, 2007

Maybe it just felt like chicken tonight.

AceTachyon · Mar 9, 2007

To err is human. To eat chicken is bovine.

(runs away really fast)

MidnightMuse · Mar 9, 2007

CACTUSWENDY · Mar 9, 2007

and the cow said....."Where's the chicken?" (Beef)

or...."Sure taste like beef." (Chicken)

or......well...never mind. Can only think of dumb usless sayings...

AceTachyon · Mar 9, 2007

MidnightMuse said:

ugh.

Wasn't fast enough.

Damn you, Belloq--I mean, MM!!!

(

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AceTachyon · Mar 9, 2007

Ah, but then the chicken will have its revenge and the cow will have to wear a dead chicken around its neck.

"Chickens, chickens everywhere
Nor any one to eat"

WerenCole · Mar 9, 2007

I blame it all on Westernization and Globilization. . . . the cow has been watching too many Chic-fil-a commericals.

dclary · Mar 9, 2007

This happened in India? Vishnu's gonna be pissed.

Ordinarily, I'd say this is a case of the villager actually eating chicken, having been caught by his guru, and trying to find a way to pass the buck.

ChunkyC · Mar 9, 2007

Either that or someone over there really pooched the daylight savings time settings on their computer and posted the April Fools column three weeks early.

tjwriter · Mar 9, 2007

This poor calf saw one too many Chick-fil-a commericals.

Shwebb · Mar 9, 2007

kristie911 · Mar 9, 2007

I never take my foil hat off...I've learned my lesson.

eternalYouth · Mar 9, 2007

PETA's gonna be pissed at this cow.

they should be. it's eating their members! (chickens)

hardy har har. i'll go lay down now.

Maryn · Mar 9, 2007

...the carnivorous cow appearing on television in India's West Bengal state and hundreds of people flocking to see them in Chandipur...

And here I thought The George Lopez show was bad.

Maryn, who's pretty sure she's right

alleycat · Mar 9, 2007

No, the strangest thing like that I've seen this year is the video of a bunny rabbit chasing down a big snake. The rabbit was determined too.

I sent it to Muse and rhymegirl. I'll look and see if I still have it.

eldragon · Mar 9, 2007

Someone obviously wore that Chik-Filet t-shirt that has the picture of the cow and the caption "eat more chikin."

The cow saw it.

eldragon · Mar 9, 2007

Shwebb said:

Duh. I should have read the whole thread.

Foinah · Mar 9, 2007

I hate to be such a dork, but I'm gonna anyway....
The calf probably has some sort of mineral deficiency and is after the feathers...Chicken feathers have a high percentage of keratin and minerals...the fleshy goodness is just a yummy bonus!

The Commatose Kidd · Mar 9, 2007

never underestimate a determined bovine-

Pull out your foil hats...it is BIZARRO time again!

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