The Guess What Tsuki Did game!

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

I woke up and my lips were dry. I went to put on some lip gloss, and noticed that my hands tasted kind of salty and icky. Then I went to stand up and my entire body ached. My hair is standing straight up, and I was still wearing one of my shoes.

So...um... what in the hell did I do last night? :Wha:

All I remember was curling up on the couch and crashing.

Bmwhtly · Mar 8, 2007

Salty. Sticky-out hair. One shoe.

Isn't it obvious?

You were abducted by sea-lions who used you as a mop to scrub their floors.

alleycat · Mar 8, 2007

Wild sex with a peg-legged sailor who stole one of your shoes.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
You were abducted by sea-lions who used you as a mop to scrub their floors.

And the bastards stole my shoe!

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

alleycat said:
Wild sex with a peg-legged sailor who stole one of your shoes.

Thanks alley, I almost peed myself

alleycat · Mar 8, 2007

Hey, all the clues fit.

Bmwhtly · Mar 8, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
And the bastards stole my shoe!

Don't be ridiculous! why would sea-lions steal a shoe?
It probably fell off when they used you to play swing-ball.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
Don't be ridiculous! why would sea-lions steal a shoe?

...To warm his flipper...?

Bmwhtly said:
It probably fell off when they used you to play swing-ball.

I feel so violated.

Bmwhtly · Mar 8, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
...To warm his flipper...?

What kind of midget sea-lion would have a flipper the size of your lady-foot?

Tsuki said:
I feel so violated.

Serves you right for getting involved with sea-bound mammals.

czjaba · Mar 8, 2007

Did you forget about your electric shock therapy treatments? That could explain the body ache, hair, and forgetfulness. As far at the salty, sticky hands, let's just say lay off the margaritas. And the one shoe? Is it really yours? Or is it made of glass?

Little Red Barn · Mar 8, 2007

Soo obvious suki, you were playing in Medusa's pool!

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
What kind of midget sea-lion would have a flipper the size of your lady-foot?

The same kind that stole my damn cigarettes. *stares sadly at empty pack*

I'm pouring antifreeze in the ocean after lunch.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

czjaba said:
Did you forget about your electric shock therapy treatments? That could explain the body ache, hair, and forgetfulness. As far at the salty, sticky hands, let's just say lay off the margaritas. And the one shoe? Is it really yours? Or is it made of glass?

I didn't get to go to my therapy yesterday, so I just licked an electrical outlet. That might have caused something....

czjaba · Mar 8, 2007

Well, that explains alot. Let's see if we can retrace your steps...shouldn't be too hard with only one footprint to look for.

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

czjaba said:
Well, that explains alot. Let's see if we can retrace your steps...shouldn't be too hard with only one footprint to look for.

I love you

alleycat · Mar 8, 2007

Remember, folks . . . she said her hands were "salty and icky".

Bmwhtly · Mar 8, 2007

alleycat said:
Remember, folks . . . she said her hands were "salty and icky".

Is any of your underwear missing?

alleycat · Mar 8, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
Is any of your underwear missing?

What underwear?

AceTachyon · Mar 8, 2007

Robots did it.

And rogue squirrels.

Captured Tsuki. Did things involving salt, margarita mix, and six foot of plastic tubing.

Oh, and a yak. There was a yak.

And a blender.

Then took videos and are now circulating them on YouTube.

And they were dressed in goth attire.

Goth squirrels.

czjaba · Mar 8, 2007

Awww, come on, Alley. I was trying to keep this a clean Cinderella story, of sorts.
But, now that you mention it, makes you wonder what else happened at that ball to make the Prince fall in love with her so fast. After just one dance? No way, there must have been more to it than that.

And Tsuki, sometimes its better not to have a memory, especially after drinking margaritas from a shoe! A hint of advise? Find all the videos and destroy them quick before they come back to haunt you!

Bmwhtly · Mar 8, 2007

czjaba said:
But, now that you mention it, makes you wonder what else happened at that ball to make the Prince fall in love with her so fast. After just one dance? No way, there must have been more to it than that.

Replace Ball with orgy and dance with... well, you get the idea.

alleycat · Mar 8, 2007

Maybe this was all real . . . and falling asleep on the couch was a dream.

She could actually be a waitress at Waffle House and this is how she gets up every morning.

czjaba · Mar 8, 2007

AceTachyon said:
Robots did it.

Captured Tsuki. Did things involving salt, margarita mix, and six foot of plastic tubing.

Then took videos and are now circulating them on YouTube.

And they were dressed in goth attire.

Goth squirrels.

Was baby oil involved?

SpookyWriter · Mar 8, 2007

Did the circus pass by town last night?

TsukiRyoko · Mar 8, 2007

alleycat said:
Maybe this was all real . . . and falling asleep on the couch was a dream.

She could actually be a waitress at Waffle House and this is how she gets up every morning.

That means you're all fake! Man.... Guess I won't be getting that money you owe me then, huh?

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