Have you all told your next of kin.....

...that in the sad event of your death that they must come on to AW and and start a thread about your untimely passing?

I have not yet.

But I will.

I suggest that you make the same arrangements.

I'd hate to see someone just disappear and us not have any knowledge as to what happened.

Thank you.

dclary said:

I have a living will. In it I bequeath all my posts to you, Billy.

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Thank you, sir. And I bequeath to you as well.

And if I go, please make it to 1,000,000 posts. One of us must do it.

tourdeforce said:

I also recommend that you install a program which will auto-erase all the porn on your computer if you don't log in for three days.

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I've already started a company called "Porn Cleaners" to take care of that.

If you don't send an "I'm Alive E-mail" after three days, we come to your house, and log into your computer remotely to erase and eradicate any porn that is part of your life both cyberly and physically.

It's $14.95/month and I think it's well worth it to make sure that your mom and sister or wife or grandma or 1st cousin doesn't come across your perverted desires while still mourning your death.

Please visit us at www.porncleaners.com ...where our motto is "Time is of the Essence."


P.S. For an extra $4.95 a month we will also bring a device that checks for....uh...male stuff...for lack of a better word...that might be on a paper product of some sort shoved under the bed or behind the dresser, etc. yeah, when your loved ones come across it they may think it's mucous on a tissue, but they're not morons either so I think it's a nice add on.