Probably the least romantic thread on AW evars

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"You're the __________ to my __________."

Think of some pairing that would kill any romannical moment. The only rule is the pairs have to be related somehow. For example:

"You're the cream in my coffee."
"You're the creamy caramel center in my candy bar."

Come up with the worst possible ones.

I'll toss out a few to get youse going.

"You're the salt to my pork."
"You're the piece of bacon in my pork 'n' beans."
"You're the 2x4 stuck in a palm tree in the hurricane that is my heart."
 

Mac H.

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"You're the 'Tab A' in my 'Slot B' "
 

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"You're the head to my [####]."

LOCK THREAD. In world-record time.
 

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coin to my slot.
 

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Swiping a couple of "we posed together" names from another thread:

You're the Ann Coulter to my Matt Sanchez.
 

benbradley

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I don't know how to do it, maybe one of you more experienced writers could help, but I'm wanting to somehow toss into this thread a diaper and a just-fired-today astronaut. And maybe a few romantic emails.
 

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You're the Mickey to my Rooney
You're the scabs upon my knees
You're the pine tar to my baseball bat
You're the dog for all my fleas

That would be a good Hallmark card, no? Maybe I should try greeting cards...
 

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You're the Mommy to my widdle snookums.
 

thethinker42

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You're the Novacaine to my root canal.
You're the Preparation H to my hemhorroids (I'm sure I butchered the spelling on that).
Speaking of which....You're the spell check to my dyslexia.
 

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