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We've been hearing scratching and clawing around in the attic for the past few days and just blew it off, convinced that it was a bird or a rodent seeking a winter home (I thought it was a ghost and offered to bless the vaccuum and send the thing to Oreck heaven). Today the scratching started up again and my sister screamed somehting about a little claw poking out from the vents. I went to look, and either a pigeon, a rat, or a opossum is stuck in the heating vents (can't tell which one, and frankly I don't care) and the heat is on- it's been there for 2 days at least. Naturally the minute I saw the claw, I went over to get my hamster's water feeder (shoved it through the vents for the little animal) and got a screwdriver and got to work trying to get it out.
But no, we can't rescue the bloody animal because my mother is a crazy bitch. "It's too dark. Let's wait until tomorrow" What? You mean this little critter has to spend ANOTHER 12 hours walking through dry scorching air while he pokes his little claws through the vents trying to get out? "Well, it's just... dust will get everywhere, and I'm tired, and I don't want to do it." No problem I'll do it, I'll clean up after the dust and the grime and save the little animal and everything. No work on your part, go to sleep. "Well, what if you get hurt? Or bitten?" Ok, nice game face, but you couldn't give less of a damn any other given day. Let me get the animal out, and if it bites me, I call 911 and say, "Hey, it's me, guess who might have rabies? My address is XXX, I'll be waiting on the porch" and the little animal will still be in a nice cool place with plenty of water and food. Everyone wins, right?
Mom still keeps protesting and protesting, and I can barely think because there's a poor hurt trapped little animal right above me poking his claw out of the vents and I can't do a damn thing about it without getting the screwdriver ripped out of my hands.
What do you think, should I stab her?
Poor little pigeon/rat/opossum/thing.... Has to walk over smooth hot metal and it can't get out because the metal has no traction and the opening is vertical and it's hungry and thirsty and it's probably burnt and sad and lonely and crying in its little animal cries because it thinks it's going to die......
But no, we can't rescue the bloody animal because my mother is a crazy bitch. "It's too dark. Let's wait until tomorrow" What? You mean this little critter has to spend ANOTHER 12 hours walking through dry scorching air while he pokes his little claws through the vents trying to get out? "Well, it's just... dust will get everywhere, and I'm tired, and I don't want to do it." No problem I'll do it, I'll clean up after the dust and the grime and save the little animal and everything. No work on your part, go to sleep. "Well, what if you get hurt? Or bitten?" Ok, nice game face, but you couldn't give less of a damn any other given day. Let me get the animal out, and if it bites me, I call 911 and say, "Hey, it's me, guess who might have rabies? My address is XXX, I'll be waiting on the porch" and the little animal will still be in a nice cool place with plenty of water and food. Everyone wins, right?
Mom still keeps protesting and protesting, and I can barely think because there's a poor hurt trapped little animal right above me poking his claw out of the vents and I can't do a damn thing about it without getting the screwdriver ripped out of my hands.
What do you think, should I stab her?
Poor little pigeon/rat/opossum/thing.... Has to walk over smooth hot metal and it can't get out because the metal has no traction and the opening is vertical and it's hungry and thirsty and it's probably burnt and sad and lonely and crying in its little animal cries because it thinks it's going to die......
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