Yes dear friends it’s time for the latest from the mind of Miranda; AUTHOR: The role playing game.
Simply send your manuscript to us here at Publish Ameriscam. We’ll give your book the chance it deserves and send you two free unedited copies as your first game playing pieces. Also, for every person that plays the game, we actually send you one genuine bonafide one dollar bill suitable for framing and impressing your friends at cocktail parties.
Hold on you newly scammed… I mean published author you, now’s when the real fun begins. Take your game piece to the bookstore nearest you and compete against all those other authors, who only through elitism and snobbery in the publishing business, were able to get their work on an actual bookshelf. Approach the book store manager with one of your game pieces and try and get an actual book signing. Remember, he who moves the most game pieces wins. Remember, your book/game piece is just as good as all the other books gathering dust on the shelf. In Author; the role playing game you must promote yourself and your work. For an additional $29.95 you can get the “Professional” edition of Author; The role playing game which includes fifty ink jet business cards and fifty home made bookmarks to help you promote and play the game. The “Masters” edition includes fifty crayon color brochures produced by a local kindergarten art class, a must have for all you promotional Tigers.
Still not convinced? Well just hang on to your hats, it gets even better. We here at Publish Ameriscam will even provide you an internet chat forum where you can share your experiences with other game players and even boast about your successes as you raid and pillage bookstores across the fruited plain. Compare scores, get tips and more importantly encourage each other to keep playing the game and buying game pieces.
So, what are you waiting for? Stop struggling with those elitist snobs in the real publishing industry and join us here at Author; the role playing game. Let America be your game board and every bookstore be a role playing opportunity.
Simply send your manuscript to us here at Publish Ameriscam. We’ll give your book the chance it deserves and send you two free unedited copies as your first game playing pieces. Also, for every person that plays the game, we actually send you one genuine bonafide one dollar bill suitable for framing and impressing your friends at cocktail parties.
Hold on you newly scammed… I mean published author you, now’s when the real fun begins. Take your game piece to the bookstore nearest you and compete against all those other authors, who only through elitism and snobbery in the publishing business, were able to get their work on an actual bookshelf. Approach the book store manager with one of your game pieces and try and get an actual book signing. Remember, he who moves the most game pieces wins. Remember, your book/game piece is just as good as all the other books gathering dust on the shelf. In Author; the role playing game you must promote yourself and your work. For an additional $29.95 you can get the “Professional” edition of Author; The role playing game which includes fifty ink jet business cards and fifty home made bookmarks to help you promote and play the game. The “Masters” edition includes fifty crayon color brochures produced by a local kindergarten art class, a must have for all you promotional Tigers.
Still not convinced? Well just hang on to your hats, it gets even better. We here at Publish Ameriscam will even provide you an internet chat forum where you can share your experiences with other game players and even boast about your successes as you raid and pillage bookstores across the fruited plain. Compare scores, get tips and more importantly encourage each other to keep playing the game and buying game pieces.
So, what are you waiting for? Stop struggling with those elitist snobs in the real publishing industry and join us here at Author; the role playing game. Let America be your game board and every bookstore be a role playing opportunity.
