Reasons why scarletpeaches is the wonderfullest person ever

Um, Scarletpeaches has a nice name. Plus, her avatar is funny. LOL

Suck it up, bub.

Scarletpeaches is the wonderfullest person ever because:

1.


Uh, I'll get back to you.

;-)

You're hilariously funny. I like that.

No sugar for you, spotty foreheaded one. Don't you know sugar gathers in lumps in the blood streams and clusters under anything resembling a spot until it is huge and basketball sized? Fact.

Other than that, you seem very funny and you can smell my brain. They are, coincidentally the two qualities I value the most in any human being. Today anyway.

How old is this thread? I'm running out of time! She's gonna think I hate her funny little butt...

The Lady said:

Don't you know sugar gathers in lumps in the blood streams and clusters under anything resembling a spot until it is huge and basketball sized?

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That should cheer her up.

scarletpeaches said:

It might be funny but at least it's little.

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Yea, but can you say that in your accent?

writerterri said:

How old is this thread? I'm running out of time! She's gonna think I hate her funny little butt...

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Why are looking at butts again, Terri? Didn't you get a restraining from that last time?

Scarletpeaches is the most wonderfullest person ever because she wants to bonk James Purefoy nearly as much as I do.

Scarletpeaches is wonderful because -


her name is really Lola and she's a showgirl.

She's funny. She's erudite. And she wrote this.

She's the most wonderfullest person because she's:

-brave. She posts -- repeatedly -- in threads I never know what to say in.
-silly.
-not afraid to say when she's drunk.
-and truthful, dammit.

scarletpeaches said:

Go on. I need it. Working on my WIP feels like walking through treacle and I have a spot brewing on my forehead. I'm recovering from a migraine, I'm unpublished, poor me, nobody loves me, gimme some sugar...

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Well, there's the fact that you finally conceded and let me have a piece of Joaquin Phoenix last night.

Oh, and that thing you did last Wednesday...damn... ;-)

She's wonderful because she comes from Scotland, and that's a pretty cute accent.

scarletpeaches said:

Hey...this won't turn into a 'fight over JP' thread like it did with thethinker42 thinking she had first dibs on Joaquin Phoenix last night, will it?

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I DID have first dibs, and I GOTS my first dibs...BITCH.