Vodka

Yes, very great. My preferred liquor of choice.

Of course, beer and wine are great, too. As are liquers. And port. Port is also great.

Pass the bottle.

Vodka is my hard liquor of choice.

Everyone around me always looks at me like I'm insane when we're out and I get a shot of vodka and shoot it straight.

It just goes down so well. Mmmmm.

Of course I love other things, too.

You know, that's what I didn't have this winter: port. I like the ruby port best. Oh well. Back to the peppermint schnapps. Great stuff over crushed ice or chocolate chip mint ice cream.

As for vodka, that was awhile ago I had it. I forget what it was mixed with. Ginger ale maybe?

The best kind is the Russian stuff with the hot peppers in it!

Olives. And vodka. Yum.

99 bottles of vodka at the bar,
99 bottles of vodka,
You take one down,
You keep it for yourself,
98 bottles of vodka at the bar.

What? You guys didn't sing it like that where you grew up?

Come, join us over at the Comedy Cabaret (Humor Writing Forum, extremely active thread). You will not be alone, you will be among friends.

The vodka (and everything else) flows freely, there is always pie (trust me, there is ALWAYS pie), and there are a few laughs, too...some of them even intentional.

It's a very soothing place, especially if you don't mind aardvarks, yaks or chihuahuas. But with enough vodka, they're alright, too.

(Is my workday over? Yes? Thank GOD. Off to the liquor cabinet and then to the Cabaret.)

Vodka and cranberry juice over crushed ice. Mmmm. Meet you in the cabaret in a few.

Don't inhale the helium. It can kill you. Seriously.

Who's pouring? I could REALLY use a shot right now.

Come to the Cabaret, my friends. After all, life IS a Cabaret.

And the life in the Comedy Cabaret is unique.

Scarlet, no one there will even NOTICE that you're not all you, so, you're safe. You'll fit right in. You might come off as one of the more sober attendees.

MidnightMuse said:

Who's pouring? I could REALLY use a shot right now.

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Ron's on duty, MM. And you know he likes me and you best. He always pours at least 3 fingers for you.

Yeah, but right now I could use more Vodka and fewer of Ron's fingers!

MidnightMuse said:

Yeah, but right now I could use more Vodka and fewer of Ron's fingers!

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Well, you take the bottle. I'll take Ron and his fingers. Deal?

If you inhale too much helium, there's no room for oxygen, and yes, it can kill you.

Next to a nice scotch or rye on the rocks, I really enjoy vodka.
Don't buy that Absolut and Shmirnoff stuff. It's all packaging and marketing, and the stuff tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Gimme a nice Russian Stolichnaya or the Polish potato vodka Luksusowa. Ginger ale? Ew. Tonic water, soda with a twist, or straight from the freezer. I have no objections to a nice jello shot, either.

Yes, helium is not good for you if you inhale too much. It shrinks the blood vessels, and the vocal chords, and your lung capacity.

But ya can't have too much... vodka. Yum.

It's safer in the Comedy Cabaret. No helium. Well, other than for the yak.

But he loves it.