There are so many rude customers to choose from.
For the older lady who comes in once a month, declares nothing we sell fits her style, our product is junk, the wood is bad, and the color choices awful (yes, she does this every SINGLE MONTH?!?!?!) : "If you hate our product, get the hell out of my store and don't come back. What's f*cking wrong with you? I have better things to do than listen to you whine. Go shop at Pottery Barn."
To the customer who asks if something is in stock/avaible and I tell her no, I'm sorry, it's not in stock, and she says Are you sure? : "No, I'm lying to your face because you're ugly and I don't want to sell anything to you." (I mean, do I look like a moron?)
To the customer who asks if I took off the proper discount/sale price: "I've done this for five years, I know my f*cking job! I am not an idiot, but you appear to be. Want directions to the nearest club?"
To the customer who asks for my assistance when I am desperately trying to get to the stock room with am arm-full of merchandise without dropping it all on the floor: "No, ask someone who ISN'T BUSY, you jerk!"
To the same customer who doesn't believe another associate that something isn't in stock, so she goes and asks me, who tells her the exact same damned thing: "We still don't have it, but you're still an idiot."