I have a monkey of a plan.

Depends on the breed, beelze. Which monkey in particular were you interested in?

I'd also be concerned about replacing the paper and ribbons in the typewriters. Would you be able to train the monkeys to do it?

These guys will work for peanuts....

beezle said:

Something with the dexterity to hit the keys, the intelligence to return the carriage at the end of each line, and something I don't have to feed much.

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I'm sorry but most members in GW's family don't qualify. Try the dems.

Rumor has it that monkeys can only write Shakespeare

TsukiRyoko said:

Rumor has it that monkeys can only write Shakespeare

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To be a monkey, or not to be a monkey. * nah, just don't sound right *

SpookyWriter said:

To be a monkey, or not to be a monkey. * nah, just don't sound right *

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Primate, perhaps? No... um.... Mammalian vertebrate? No, no....

beezle said:

I don't need Shakespeare writing monkeys, I need Dan Brown writing monkeys.

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Oh heck! Dan Brown writing monkeys? You shouldn't need a hundred. I think two monkeys, two typewriters and a couple weeks tops. You should be good to go.

Monkeys are too busy selling teabags.

If you get 535 monkeys and give 'em titles you can have 'em legislate. Just a thought.

beezle said:

To be honest I'm more concerned that they'll all start throwing their feces at me.

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Exactly. I used to work with flying monkeys and that was an issue. Invest in gerbils and water proof key boards. Let those little suckers go wild and Voila!!! A masterpiece!

If I had all those monkeys, I would get an equal number of Sheepdogs.

Then, I'd put saddles on the Sheepdogs, and little civil war uniforms on the monkeys (Union, obviously.)

Then I'd train them to fight.

And then I'd rule the world.

Where's the medication trolley when you need it?

arrowqueen said:

Where's the medication trolley when you need it?

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I don't mock your dreams, do I?

What's crazy about wanting a monkey/sheepdog cavalry?

If you get one monkey and put a suit on it, you get..

(insert pic of PA's lawyer here)

Ok, that wasn't nice. But I'm not a happy camper, so I'm picking.

Did you see the working with monkeys series of commercials. Do it and you end up wishing you had another job.