Forgot Valentines Day Guys?

MattW · Feb 15, 2007

http://www.ohmibod.com/

It's for real. No joke.

OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen.
Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before!
Including:

43-foot freedom cord 4Additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player
4Universal headphone connector
4Velvet privacy pouch
4Invitation to share your favorite playlists on Club Vibe via the iTunes iMix section

And the requisite customer comments.

I actually gave the OhmiBod to my best friend for her 21st birthday and she absolutely loves it! She said it works great with Madonna's new CD...

...Well I obviously loved the Ohmibod!, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten one for my friend....

...It's been so much fun trying out my playlists and seeing which songs work the best for me...

... Finally, a socially acceptable way for women to enjoy their bodies and music simultaneously....

I received my "OhMiBod" as a shower gift. Love it!!! I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season. What a fabulous idea!!! FYI to your other users: My fiancé downloaded him talking to me onto my iPod ....

Christine N. · Feb 15, 2007

Oh. Mi. Bod.

dclary · Feb 15, 2007

That's awesome. Unfortunately, all I got lclary was this:

http://www.kay.com/webapp/wcs/store...01|10001|-1|930205808|15053|15053.15065.15131

MattW · Feb 15, 2007

That's a lot of crusting and sharp bits for a .... oh. Right.

kristie911 · Feb 15, 2007

There are so many comments I'd like to make on this thread....

But it's just best if I don't. <insert evil grin here>

poetinahat · Feb 15, 2007

Sorry, you lost me at "freedom cord" (is that what we call a leash now?)...
but you got me back at "velvet privacy pouch".

WildScribe · Feb 15, 2007

Um... wow.

A. Hamilton · Feb 15, 2007

I've seen thes..errr, I mean, I've heard about these.

PeeDee · Feb 15, 2007

It's the headphone adapter that scares me.

"THat's one weird lookin' iPod, ma'am!"

...

Okay, I guess it would be cool with Madonna. Sure. But if you want the...er...FULL experience, then when the man gets you one of these, he should also get you a copy of Cradle of Filth's latest CD, or Cannibal Corpse. Something from the speed metal category.

TsukiRyoko · Feb 15, 2007

Sounds kind of painful if you listen to my type of music.

PeeDee · Feb 15, 2007

With heavy metal music on, you could use it to mix batter in the kitchen!

poetinahat · Feb 15, 2007

"Shaken, not stirred."

*shudder*

My-Immortal · Feb 15, 2007

I skimmed the top of the OP post and then glanced down and saw 3 foot...

...and had to go back and reread. lol

rhymegirl · Feb 16, 2007

I kinda wondered why a lot of AW members have been missing lately.

MattW · Feb 16, 2007

I'm giving one to all my friends and family.

kristie911 · Feb 16, 2007

MattW said:
I'm giving one to all my friends and family.

Hey...aren't you my cousin?

TsukiRyoko · Feb 16, 2007

PeeDee said:
With heavy metal music on, you could use it to mix batter in the kitchen!

Pete, what did I say about the batter references? *wags finger*

TsukiRyoko · Feb 16, 2007

rhymegirl said:
I kinda wondered why a lot of AW members have been missing lately.

The mods are kidnapping them with the old, "Smell this perfume" trick. Then, they drag them to their evil mod headquarters with the awesome jacuzzi that I never snuck into, and they eat them alive. Then they freeze the stew. It's actually not that bad- tastes like pork.

PeeDee · Feb 16, 2007

Fortunately, I escaped by squeezing into an old gatoraide bottle that they were throwing away, which was the size of a barrel, and I had enough air in it that I floated to the surface of the big Old Mac River, and I floated to safety breathing through a straw.

TsukiRyoko · Feb 16, 2007

PeeDee said:
Fortunately, I escaped by squeezing into an old gatoraide bottle that they were throwing away, which was the size of a barrel, and I had enough air in it that I floated to the surface of the big Old Mac River, and I floated to safety breathing through a straw.

According to Carrie, they got your good patio-building equipment though. I'm sorry to hear that. I bet Mac's up there at HQ building herself one hell of a porch.

Carrie in PA · Feb 16, 2007

MattW said:
I'm giving one to all my friends and family.

Shouldn't you get them each their own? Ew.

PeeDee · Feb 16, 2007

Carrie in PA said:
Shouldn't you get them each their own? Ew.

In today's economy? I think not.

Just get them one, and some dish soap.

TsukiRyoko · Feb 16, 2007

PeeDee said:
In today's economy? I think not.

Just get them one, and some dish soap.

Dish soap is getting a little expensive too. Why not just spit on it until it's covered then rinse it in water?

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