I need a good bigot joke

So I just spent some time scanning the web for bigot jokes ...and I found them but they were all lame. The ones you thought up, and the ones BMW created on the other thread were far...far better than anything i saw on line.

I believe a joke is supposed to make one laugh...the ones on line didn't.
And one was just...icky.

Roger, maybe you're funny and just haven't tapped it yet.

I'm with Jay, I think the joke you wrote is better than what I've seen elsewhere.

The best one I saw for hitting a bigot between the eyes was from Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues". The bigoted guy in the platoon's going on and on about blacks and Jews; one white, fair-haired kid says, "My mother's black." The bigot says some oh, didn't mean YOU kind of things, and then the white, fair-haired kid replies, "Black IRISH. But now we know how you think, don't we?"

Some Roger my friend, I think I am too cruel for YA. . . and obscene. You can PM me if you want some examples that you could tone down.

Q: Why don't bigots go to the beach
A: Cats keep kicking sand over them.


Sorry. Not that funny, but that was for all my cat friends out there.

Soccer Mom said:

Q: Why don't bigots go to the beach
A: Cats keep kicking sand over them.


Sorry. Not that funny, but that was for all my cat friends out there.

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ROTFLMAO!!!

Actually, I think it's hilarious. And not just because I'm in the KCC, either!

Oh well, there is always:

MC: There's this joke about two (ethnic) guys...
Audience member: Hey! Wait a minute, I'm (ethnic)!
MC: That's okay; I'll tell it REAL slow.