I need a good bigot joke. Not a joke a bigot would tell, but a joke where the bigot is the brunt of it.
Here's the set up:
My story's antagonist tells several ethnic jokes in an attempt to provoke an altercation with my protagonist. It is very important for the story that the antagonist start the altercation. So I need my protagonist to respond with a bigot joke that turns the tables on the antagonist. It should be a very pithy retort.
For reference, here are the generic ethnic jokes I used:
Q:What do you get if you cross a [ethnic] with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: Why do [ethnic]s smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a [ethnic] who gets 50 on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
The ethnic jokes are intentionally lame. This is a YA SF novel. The antagonist is a highschool kid. Also, the ethnic group is one that does not exist at this time, but does exist in the future.
I can find many, many politically incorrect ethnic jokes on the web, but I can't find any where a bigot is the brunt of the joke.
Here's an example of the kind of thing I'm looking for:
Q: How many bigots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Bigots live in the dark.
As you can see, that is also pretty lame. I need a real zinger, but I can't come up with anything. Since this in YA, it also needs to be clean.
Any suggestions?
Here's the set up:
My story's antagonist tells several ethnic jokes in an attempt to provoke an altercation with my protagonist. It is very important for the story that the antagonist start the altercation. So I need my protagonist to respond with a bigot joke that turns the tables on the antagonist. It should be a very pithy retort.
For reference, here are the generic ethnic jokes I used:
Q:What do you get if you cross a [ethnic] with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: Why do [ethnic]s smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a [ethnic] who gets 50 on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
The ethnic jokes are intentionally lame. This is a YA SF novel. The antagonist is a highschool kid. Also, the ethnic group is one that does not exist at this time, but does exist in the future.
I can find many, many politically incorrect ethnic jokes on the web, but I can't find any where a bigot is the brunt of the joke.
Here's an example of the kind of thing I'm looking for:
Q: How many bigots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Bigots live in the dark.
As you can see, that is also pretty lame. I need a real zinger, but I can't come up with anything. Since this in YA, it also needs to be clean.
Any suggestions?
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