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Shwebb
02-13-2007, 01:57 AM
We were in chat and talking about book titles. What title would catch your eye for a book?

I like KaBAM!!

and Buy Me--You'll Feel Smarter!

any ideas?

BenPanced
02-13-2007, 02:07 AM
Each Page of This Book Has a $100 Bill Attached!

scarletpeaches
02-13-2007, 02:09 AM
"James Purefoy exposes his wang on every page in glorious technicolour - A POP-UP BOOK!"

MidnightMuse
02-13-2007, 02:12 AM
"Your Life, and How it Ends."

"People Dumber Than You."

"How to Win Friends and Steal Their Money."

"Men Who ARE That Into You."

maestrowork
02-13-2007, 02:14 AM
How to Lose a Girl in Two Days

Eat, Drink, Women, Women

How to Make Millions Without Doing Squat

Lipstick Lesbians: A Visual Guide for Straight Men

Who Wants to Marry a 95-Year-Old Billionaire?

Soccer Mom
02-13-2007, 02:15 AM
The Pacific Between :D

Offspring :D

scarletpeaches
02-13-2007, 02:16 AM
"Raymond K Wong's Chicktionary"

MidnightMuse
02-13-2007, 02:18 AM
"Catch and Release; a Dating Guide."

maestrowork
02-13-2007, 02:22 AM
Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me, by Paris Hilton

Ooops, sorry, wrong category.

Soccer Mom
02-13-2007, 02:29 AM
Don't You Wish Your girlfriend Was a Slut Like Me, the sequel.

triceretops
02-13-2007, 02:33 AM
The Feringi Guide To Acquisition and Wealth.

Shwebb
02-13-2007, 02:41 AM
Keep 'em coming! :roll:

aadams73
02-13-2007, 02:44 AM
The American Bald Beaver: A Nature Study


As a straight female I wouldn't want to read that book, but I bet guys would buy it in droves!

scarletpeaches
02-13-2007, 02:45 AM
Was that a book title, Shwebb?

truelyana
02-13-2007, 02:47 AM
The American Bald Beaver: A Nature Study


As a straight female I wouldn't want to read that book, but I bet guys would buy it in droves!

As i read the title, it sounded like something i would definetly buy out of the ones, that have been mentioned on here :D

tourdeforce
02-13-2007, 02:47 AM
THE NIGHT I MADE LOVE TO NATALIE PORTMAN by Scarlett Johansson

Shwebb
02-13-2007, 03:18 AM
Was that a book title, Shwebb?
Nice catch! It should be!

This one is horrible, but I bet it'd sell:

How to Tell Believable Lies

Christine N.
02-13-2007, 03:42 AM
How to Get Rich by Selling PHENTERMINE
PHENTERMINE for Fun and Profit
How to Make Friends and Influence PHENTERMINE


(tee hee)

scarletpeaches
02-13-2007, 04:04 AM
"My Quest to Woo Nichola," by Joaquin Phoenix, with foreword written by the runner-up in the marriage race, Hugh Jackman.

TrainofThought
02-13-2007, 04:31 AM
The Women’s Cocoon Recipe Book - All You Can Eat! by Traci Lords

Nipplegate Scandal of 2004 by Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

The Rebooty Guide for Optimal Pleasure by Elizabeth Taylor

Pagey's_Girl
02-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Lose Weight Fast on the Chocolate Cake Diet!

My Life: An autobiography, by Jimmy Page

Cooking with Lemons, by Robert Plant

How To Win The Lottery - Guaranteed!

Gravity
02-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Ferret Envy: the Love that Dare Not Speak its Name, by Anonymous

Short, Bald, and Stupid: Why Dopey Was the Best I Ever Had, by Snow White

"Hey, Ya'll Wanna See Some Funny Sh**?": Famous Last Redneck Words, by Dwayne Fizzle

Gabriel
02-13-2007, 05:12 AM
The guide to long life (with 2 week return policy).

stace001
02-13-2007, 08:18 AM
Short, Bald, and Stupid: Why Dopey Was the Best I Ever Had, by Snow White


:roll:

Sage
02-13-2007, 08:29 AM
Surefire Ways to Cheat Death and Taxes

BenPanced
02-13-2007, 09:55 AM
Get Out The Rulers and Everybody Drop Trou: When Gordon Ramsay Met Anthony Bourdain

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

BottomlessCup
02-14-2007, 05:39 AM
I really want "Amazon for Dummies," but I can't figure out how to order it.