What title would make you want to buy the book?

Shwebb · Feb 12, 2007

We were in chat and talking about book titles. What title would catch your eye for a book?

I like KaBAM!!

and Buy Me--You'll Feel Smarter!

any ideas?

BenPanced · Feb 12, 2007

Each Page of This Book Has a $100 Bill Attached!

scarletpeaches · Feb 12, 2007

"James Purefoy exposes his wang on every page in glorious technicolour - A POP-UP BOOK!"

MidnightMuse · Feb 12, 2007

"Your Life, and How it Ends."

"People Dumber Than You."

"How to Win Friends and Steal Their Money."

"Men Who ARE That Into You."

maestrowork · Feb 12, 2007

How to Lose a Girl in Two Days

Eat, Drink, Women, Women

How to Make Millions Without Doing Squat

Lipstick Lesbians: A Visual Guide for Straight Men

Who Wants to Marry a 95-Year-Old Billionaire?

Soccer Mom · Feb 12, 2007

The Pacific Between

Offspring

scarletpeaches · Feb 12, 2007

"Raymond K Wong's Chicktionary"

MidnightMuse · Feb 12, 2007

"Catch and Release; a Dating Guide."

maestrowork · Feb 12, 2007

Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me, by Paris Hilton

Ooops, sorry, wrong category.

Soccer Mom · Feb 12, 2007

Don't You Wish Your girlfriend Was a Slut Like Me, the sequel.

triceretops · Feb 12, 2007

The Feringi Guide To Acquisition and Wealth.

Shwebb · Feb 12, 2007

Keep 'em coming! :roll:

aadams73 · Feb 12, 2007

The American Bald Beaver: A Nature Study

As a straight female I wouldn't want to read that book, but I bet guys would buy it in droves!

scarletpeaches · Feb 12, 2007

Was that a book title, Shwebb?

truelyana · Feb 12, 2007

aadams73 said:
The American Bald Beaver: A Nature Study

As a straight female I wouldn't want to read that book, but I bet guys would buy it in droves!

As i read the title, it sounded like something i would definetly buy out of the ones, that have been mentioned on here

tourdeforce · Feb 12, 2007

THE NIGHT I MADE LOVE TO NATALIE PORTMAN by Scarlett Johansson

Shwebb · Feb 12, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Was that a book title, Shwebb?

Nice catch! It should be!

This one is horrible, but I bet it'd sell:

How to Tell Believable Lies

Christine N. · Feb 12, 2007

How to Get Rich by Selling PHENTERMINE
PHENTERMINE for Fun and Profit
How to Make Friends and Influence PHENTERMINE

(tee hee)

scarletpeaches · Feb 12, 2007

"My Quest to Woo Nichola," by Joaquin Phoenix, with foreword written by the runner-up in the marriage race, Hugh Jackman.

TrainofThought · Feb 12, 2007

The Women’s Cocoon Recipe Book - All You Can Eat! by Traci Lords

Nipplegate Scandal of 2004 by Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

The Rebooty Guide for Optimal Pleasure by Elizabeth Taylor

Pagey's_Girl · Feb 12, 2007

Lose Weight Fast on the Chocolate Cake Diet!

My Life: An autobiography, by Jimmy Page

Cooking with Lemons, by Robert Plant

How To Win The Lottery - Guaranteed!

Gravity · Feb 12, 2007

Ferret Envy: the Love that Dare Not Speak its Name, by Anonymous

Short, Bald, and Stupid: Why Dopey Was the Best I Ever Had, by Snow White

"Hey, Ya'll Wanna See Some Funny Sh**?": Famous Last Redneck Words, by Dwayne Fizzle

Gabriel · Feb 12, 2007

The guide to long life (with 2 week return policy).

stace001 · Feb 12, 2007

Gravity said:
Short, Bald, and Stupid: Why Dopey Was the Best I Ever Had, by Snow White

Sage · Feb 12, 2007

Surefire Ways to Cheat Death and Taxes

What title would make you want to buy the book?

She's the creepy-looking dude

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Midnight Reading

Fear the Death Ray

Crypto-fascist

Midnight Reading

Fear the Death Ray

Crypto-fascist

She's the creepy-looking dude

A Work in Progress

Set yourself free

She's the creepy-looking dude

haz a shiny new book cover

A flowering bud of bitchiness

Still plays with dolls

Seen 'em come, seen 'em go

Not just your average bear.

Look into my eyes

Supreme Guessinator