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Owing to a suggestion from someone whom I will not name, lest she be strung up for the suggestion, I came down to look through the windows and stand in front of the fun house mirrors. I write cosy mysteries, which I hope are funny, and science fiction parodies which people politely ignore. Like Tank McNamera, when he was traded to the Houston Oilers, I already have my funny hat and big red nose.
 
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Glad to haveyou here,and I hope we will all have fun together figuring out what is funny.

I write Science Fiction and horror, though,and it could be there isn't a funny thing about me.

***walks away not realizing there is a crayon sign taped to her back...***


POOOOOOTTTT!!!!
 
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Jaycinth said:
Glad to haveyou here,and I hope we will all have fun together figuring out what is funny.

I write Science Fiction and horror, though,and it could be there isn't a funny thing about me.

***walks away not realizint there is a crayon sign taped to her back...***


POOOOOOTTTT!!!!
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*Snicker*

I write occasional horror too, but only short stories. Mostly, I like comedy-noir.
 
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Short horror.
Novel sci-fi and fantasy.
Nasty letters to consultants.
Evil letters to vendors.
AND:
Cryptic messages with my finger on steamed up mirrors.
 
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I was drug here kicking and screaming against my will, but the eats are good and the yaks are plenty.
 
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$*(@)#@, I stepped in yak sh!t again.

Welcome Dian!

(run while you still can)

We are a very happy, er, happy group. Me like the new mod, she nicewhennotbloodybeatingmewithstickstocleanyakcrapoffhershoesheeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've been warned.
 
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wyntermoon said:
$*(@)#@, I stepped in yak sh!t again.

Welcome Dian!

(run while you still can)

We are a very happy, er, happy group. Me like the new mod, she nicewhennotbloodybeatingmewithstickstocleanyakcrapoffhershoesheeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've been warned.
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I come forewarned... err, let's rephrase that. Ahem! I know what you mean. I was watching from behind the arras when SHE led the massacre against the King up in Royalty. Scary, very scary. Good hand with a grenade launcher, though, you gotta give her that.
 
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I've been tied up in the basement of the comedy club all weekend.


Funniest damned solitary I ever had. It was great. Really.



You'll survive. . . ummm, maybe. Can't be certain till we have a blood test and give you an enema. Lady Jay will administer it shortly. Please take a seat by the fake plants.
 
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JDCrayne said:
I come forewarned... err, let's rephrase that. Ahem! I know what you mean. I was watching from behind the arras when SHE led the massacre against the King up in Royalty. Scary, very scary. Good hand with a grenade launcher, though, you gotta give her that.
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I did not use a grenade launcher.





I was trying to get close enough so Dclary could smell my perfume, and feel my soft, soft hands....



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I've been tied up in the basement of the comedy club all weekend.


Funniest damned solitary I ever had. It was great. Really.



You'll survive. . . ummm, maybe. Can't be certain till we have a blood test and give you an enema. Lady Jay will administer it shortly. Please take a seat by the fake plants.
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*** Jay comes over and leads Weren back to the dungeon***

Come on, dear. Time for your meds.

Honestly folks. He wouldn't hurt a fly. He just goes on like this sometimes.
 
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