What Should I Call My Gallstone?

AnneMarble · Feb 9, 2007

I'm veering toward Ralph, but I'm not sure...

Unique · Feb 9, 2007

marbelous

WerenCole · Feb 9, 2007

I have had bad experiences with Ralph. . .

Jaycinth · Feb 9, 2007

Ralph.

Ralphie.

Or..maybe...

Larry?

Dawno · Feb 9, 2007

That gave me a flash back to Ayn Rand's Fountainhead in which there's much discussion about a book called The Gallant Gallstone. I don't think it had a name.

tourdeforce · Feb 9, 2007

Howard K. Stern

BenPanced · Feb 9, 2007

tourdeforce said:
Howard K. Stern

No, she said "gallstone". Not "leech".

MidnightMuse · Feb 9, 2007

My kidney stone was Frankie. I'd go with the Gaul.

Haggis · Feb 9, 2007

How about Caesar? After all, Caesar had his Gaul.

astonwest · Feb 9, 2007

I'm rooting for "Bob".

"Mick (Jagged)" the kidney stone sits in a glass jar, himself...

veinglory · Feb 9, 2007

If you are having a poll, you should call it 'Gallup'

scarletpeaches · Feb 9, 2007

Ouchie's a cute name. Ouchie Arsebiscuit.

ThatGuy · Feb 9, 2007

Well, I call my "outy" Fred.

aadams73 · Feb 9, 2007

AnneMarble said:
I'm veering toward Ralph, but I'm not sure...

I vote for Ralph. Ralph always reminds me of Michael's penis in Judy Blume's FOREVER.

kristie911 · Feb 9, 2007

astonwest said:
I'm rooting for "Bob".

I second aston...I like the name Bob.

maestrowork · Feb 9, 2007

WHERE IS THE DARN ORLANDO BLOOM OPTION?

People, learn to do the polls right.

C.bronco · Feb 9, 2007

maestrowork said:
WHERE IS THE DARN ORLANDO BLOOM OPTION?

People, learn to do the polls right.

I couldn't've said it better myself.
Anyway, though do like Velma, I believe Irv would be a suitable name.

Celia Cyanide · Feb 9, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Ralph.

Ralphie.

"Dad's gonna kill Ralphie!"

Shwebb · Feb 9, 2007

Fred was the first name that came to mind, too.

billythrilly7th · Feb 9, 2007

Paulie's a good name.

Or how about Rocky Jr.?

oswann · Feb 10, 2007

Rosalie Bicknell.

Os.

dpaterso · Feb 10, 2007

Maybe Nnnnggggggg might fit? Depends how and where it came out. Assuming it has. Pictures? X-rays?

"Ouchie Arsebiscuit" definitely has its appeal (I couldn't type it for laughing, I had to copy/paste).

-Derek

Carrie in PA · Feb 10, 2007

PHENTERMINE. :roll:

AnneMarble · Feb 10, 2007

dpaterso said:
Maybe Nnnnggggggg might fit? Depends how and where it came out. Assuming it has. Pictures? X-rays?

It hasn't come out yet. But I did see it on a sonogram Thursday. I made sure to comb my gallbladder's hair before the sonogram.

Luckily, it usually doesn't hurt. But that's only because I'm doing WeightWatchers and thus finally (!) eating right.

Carrie in PA said:
PHENTERMINE.

I should try that just to see the doctor's reaction.

rhymegirl · Feb 10, 2007

How about PETUR? Pain Encompassing The Upper Region.

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