I believe that I deserve entrance to the Erotica Forums (heeheehee)

As you can clearly see, my fake I.D. says that I've not only surpassed 21, but that I am 22, which is SURELY enough to give me entrance to the Erotica SYW forums! C'mon mods, whatja say?

No? What do you mean, "No"? How dare you call me underage!

...*waves a $50* Yes?

Still no?
Erm...

I'll do your make-up nice and purdy! And your hair, too! Better yet, you can completely shave my head (okay, in all honestly, I was probably going to shave my head regardless this summer- I'm going for a more Tank Girl-ish look, you see- but still)!

Hrmph! Fine! See if I ever pay those restriction order fines again! *stomps off*

Haggis said:

Go to your room.

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Stomping all over my parade again.... *Sulks away to room, knocing stuff off tables and kicking puppies (that's right, Haggis, I kicked your kids )*

Haggis said:

*sigh* Not that you being in your room matters. You kids know how to hack your way into any forum you want to anyhow.

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Please, I could hack into this forum using a gum wrapper and a sock. Mwah ha hah- oh boy, I just let the cat out of the bag, huh? Crap.... Did I say hack? Why I don't know the meaning of the word-I swear, I was just- I mean, I'll-

...*sigh* Fine, I'll behave. Dammit....

veinglory said:

If you go to your room there will be one more person in your room than is currently in Erotica SYW. It's really not worth breaking into.

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But- But- But- *sigh* But- ...Man....

Alan Yee said:

Speaking of which, Tsuki, I'll have to tell Veinglory that she can keep a little key for me to be locked away inside a little box until October 2012. Hopefully I'll forget about it until then.

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I don't need a key reserved, thankyouberymuch, I'm clearly 22!


(I don't understand, the ID gets me cigs, alcohol, rights to screw up the voting and I can buy guns! Yet, no erotica forums! How do they KNOW?)

Alan, why aren't you in the chatroom? Hrm? You're in trouble mister.

veinglory said:

I'll working on getting a bohemian party going, if you really need something to be left out of.

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C'mon, Veinglory, now you're just bursting my bubble here.

beezle said:

You mean, there's like, a secret club codeword or something? Huh. I suppose I should have known that, but I've never tried to get in.

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Actually, I hear it's a secret handshake.

Haggis said:

It sucks to be young, doesn't it? But not to worry. We'll all be dead soon and you and your ilk can take over.

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Can I poke at your graves with sticks when I'm drunk and afraid to go home?

veinglory said:

SYW erotica is dry and smoke free, but you can bring the gun. (In a few years). We need a reason to revisit all those Mae West innuendos.

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No cigarettes?! But you don't understand- cigarettes are my lifeline! ...Perhaps I'll just smoke in the bathroom, like I did in highschool?

Alan Yee said:

Or a secret [CENSORED] [teddy bear].

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How rude! There's no rainbow in that statement! I'm calling the People-That-Censor-Stuff-And-Stuff-Place!

Haggis said:

Like I'd give a rat's azz. You better like standing in line, though.

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Oh man, I forgot about the relatives I'll be standing behind.... Perhaps I'll just go to Clary's grave instead?