They Grow on Trees

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OK second try:
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Never knew you had it in you, Aruna. ;)
 

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This one really ought to appear in the Great Big AW Caption thread.

As the monstrous being lumbered towards her, Wendy didn't know whether to scream in terror, or fall to her knees and give thanks to the gods for fulfilling her deepest, darkest fantasies...

-Derek
 

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Yeah, but I bet that tree is obnoxious in the locker room . . .
 

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At long last Blenkinsop, the only male visitor to this island in centuries, discovered how the all-female population was able to procreate and sustain itself. But that discovery was nothing compared to the awful fact that the native women had sneaked his elephant gun from beneath his cot as he slept.

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Don't get any sap on you . . .
 

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Hey, the tree has a date with Holly, Iris, Laurel, and Rose this Saturday.

But remember, practice safe grafting.
 

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The turgid aerial rootlets plunge to till the moist, fertile volcanic loam...

(Note: everything said is botanically appropriate or reasonable)
 
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