National Pick on Tsuki Day

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Nobody picks on me anymore. So, I'm making this National Pick on Tsuki Day. Sure, I complain and whine, "Don't pick on me! Yadda yadda yadda!" But now that I don't get picked on anymore...Well, I'm lonely :(.

So go on, pick on that smart ass, snotty nosed, stupid kid Tsuki!

(not too much though, or I'll kick your ass)

(no seriously, though- I will)

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I've changed it. It's no longer Pick On Tsuki Day. It's Pick On Tsuki WEEK! Or, however long this thread holds up. Why not?
 
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You can't wear that, young lady! What will people say?

At least put a bra on. And some panties!

Why, when I was your age, I used to walk 10 miles to school, uphill both ways . . .
 

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***comes charging down the hallway. Tackles Tsuki. Sits on her back. Starts digging through her hair****

oh look a piece of lint...I better pick it off you. Oh look. Straw. Does your mom know you've been rolling in the hay? Best pick that off too!
Huh...Hashish? Better pick that! Grass? not the rright kind. Pick. Toss....


A guitar Pick? Heck my daughter needs that. Best pick it off.....
 

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***comes charging down the hallway. Tackles Tsuki. Sits on her back. Starts digging through her hair****

oh look a piece of lint...I better pick it off you. Oh look. Straw. Does your mom know you've been rolling in the hay? Best pick that off too!
Huh...Hashish? Better pick that! Grass? not the rright kind. Pick. Toss....


A guitar Pick? Heck my daughter needs that. Best pick it off.....
My valuables! Put them back!
 

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So first, you expect me to pick up after you.
Then pick you up and drive you where you want to go.

And Now you want me to pick on you!
It Never Ends!
I didn't ask you for a ride. I demanded it there. There's a HUGE difference between the two. Well, one difference was the gun of course, but there's others as well.
 

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Nyah, Nyah......
Tsuki and Bart-man sitting in a tree
Mouthing strange obscenities
Look! they've got rubberbands!
Look! they've got spit!
Look! they've got papertowels!
Run before you get hit!!!

(Can ya tell I've been hanging around with 9th graders? Can YA?)
 

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Uh, oh. She's going after cats.

Have you made a eight-foot stack of pancakes lately?
 

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Nyah, Nyah......
Tsuki and Bart-man sitting in a tree
Mouthing strange obscenities
Look! they've got rubberbands!
Look! they've got spit!
Look! they've got papertowels!
Run before you get hit!!!

(Can ya tell I've been hanging around with 9th graders? Can YA?)

Boys have cooties! Stay awayyy!!!!

My sister's in 9th grade. I'd say she's pretty mature for her age- she just shoots explosives at me.
 

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Uh, oh. She's going after cats.

Have you made a eight-foot stack of pancakes lately?
No, but I DID make a 18 boneless skinless now-teriyaki chicken breasts, a bunch macaroni, and cookies EVERYWHERE. (I locked myself in the house and had nothing to do but cook)
 

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This thread makes me really glad that the "complaints about Trish" thread got lost in the board crash.
 

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I tried to pick on you, but I just can't. So I'll pretend to be the Mommy from hades and drive you crazy with my devotion.

Oh honey, you have such a pretty face. Why do you do that to your hair? Do you really need those brownies? Boys don't like girls with hips that big. Speaking of boys, nice Mrs. Federline down the street says her son is single again. How about you two meet at the church mixer for some sodas? I'd love to have grandchildren before I die old and friendless.
 

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I tried to pick on you, but I just can't. So I'll pretend to be the Mommy from hades and drive you crazy with my devotion.

Oh honey, you have such a pretty face. Why do you do that to your hair? Do you really need those brownies? Boys don't like girls with hips that big. Speaking of boys, nice Mrs. Federline down the street says her son is single again. How about you two meet at the church mixer for some sodas? I'd love to have grandchildren before I die old and friendless.
What's this strange power you have over me?! It's like no matter how much I squirm and try to claw my way out, I can't get away from the mothering! Not the church! Help!

:D