I have found the perfect man

TsukiRyoko · Jan 27, 2007

And his name is Drop Dead Fred. Second in line, Alton Brown. Whatja say, good picks, yes? I thought so too

Rolling Thunder · Jan 27, 2007

What? PeeDee didn't make your list? How sad.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 27, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
What? PeeDee didn't make your list? How sad.

I try to steer clear of the "Oh look at how married I am" lumberjacking type.

TrainofThought · Jan 27, 2007

I really liked that movie.

Bartholomew · Jan 27, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
And his name is Drop Dead Fred. Second in line, Alton Brown. Whatja say, good picks, yes? I thought so too

I...

Wow.

I caught Tsuki cheating on me. How... opposite.

*Picks up a ball bat*

Ok, Tsuks. To the closet. I'm going to gas up The Spreader.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 27, 2007

Bartholomew said:
I...

Wow.

I caught Tsuki cheating on me. How... opposite.

*Picks up a ball bat*

Ok, Tsuks. To the closet. I'm going to gas up The Spreader.

Bart, go back into your corner, I haven't given you permission to come out yet.

...

NOW! Unless you would like to say hi to your friend, Mr. Hot Iron Firepoker again? I know you're just dying to see him.

Opty · Jan 27, 2007

I disagree.

Drop Dead Fred was a HORRIBLE movie.

Arguably Phobe Cates' worst.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

DrSpork said:
I disagree.

Drop Dead Fred was a HORRIBLE movie.

Arguably Phobe Cates' worst.

How could you say Drop Dead Fred was a terrible movie? It was the turning point of my child hood.

Fred was my first love.

Bmwhtly · Jan 29, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
It was the turning point of my child hood. Fred was my first love.

Better than falling for Natasha on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show I suppose.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
Better than falling for Natasha on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show I suppose.

...Just a step above it, but yes, I suppose

Lyra Jean · Jan 29, 2007

Kermit the Frog. At least yours is human.

I second Alton Brown.

WerenCole · Jan 29, 2007

You know, coitus with an imaginery figure is quite difficult. . . believe me.

Jaycinth · Jan 29, 2007

Keiffer Sutherland is NOT imaginary! (sheesh!)

He never calls, he never comes to dinner, we're never seen together, and we've never ever even talked about coitus.

But that doesn't mean things are going to be difficult.....

MidnightMuse · Jan 29, 2007

I found the perfect man once. It was love at first sight - he was perfect in every way. Funny, attractive, wealthy . . . then I changed the channel.

robeiae · Jan 29, 2007

DrSpork said:
I disagree.

Drop Dead Fred was a HORRIBLE movie.

Arguably Phobe Cates' worst.

Don't forget about Private School.

Her best movie was I Love You To Death.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

WerenCole said:
You know, coitus with an imaginery figure is quite difficult. . . believe me.

They're all REAL, Weren. REAL.

...Right?

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

MidnightMuse said:
I found the perfect man once. It was love at first sight - he was perfect in every way. Funny, attractive, wealthy . . . then I changed the channel.

Why have wealthy when you can have fun colored, anti-gravity hair and a destructive streak? Sheesh, you people lack taste.

Jaycinth · Jan 29, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
They're all REAL, Weren. REAL.

...Right?

I don't know about you folks, but everyone I imagine I'm having coitus with is real.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

Jaycinth said:
I don't know about you folks, but everyone I imagine I'm having coitus with is real.

*nods head* Reality sucks enough as it is-now they have to called us "crazy".

Jaycinth · Jan 29, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
*nods head* Reality sucks enough as it is-now they have to called us "crazy".

As long as they don't say it to our faces and force us to take the time to teach them just how wrong they truly are.

Now, let's see...it's Monday so I imagine I'm going to...........

TsukiRyoko · Jan 29, 2007

Jaycinth said:
As long as they don't say it to our faces and force us to take the time to teach them just how wrong they truly are.

Now, let's see...it's Monday so I imagine I'm going to...........

The last guy who said anything about it to my face got...erm... well, let's just say he was sterilized. It wasn't my fault, though. Fred did it.

Soccer Mom · Jan 29, 2007

I vote for Alton Brown. You'll never have to cook again. Imagine....cinnamon rolls made from scratch. Mmmmm. And I guarantee if you ever accidentally broke a dish, you'd never have to wash another dish again.

MidnightMuse · Jan 29, 2007

I dunno. Watching him do that motorcycle show (where he broke his collar bone) . . . either his sweaters were layered, or he's developing a good set of man-boobs.

Soccer Mom · Jan 29, 2007

Man boobs are curable. Right?

TsukiRyoko · Jan 30, 2007

Soccer Mom said:
I vote for Alton Brown. You'll never have to cook again. Imagine....cinnamon rolls made from scratch. Mmmmm. And I guarantee if you ever accidentally broke a dish, you'd never have to wash another dish again.

Hehehe. You're right, you'd never have to cook again. And, you'd get to play with his crazy-genius-watch-me-stick-straight-up-hair.

I have found the perfect man

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A flowering bud of bitchiness

Comic guy

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Yes, I'm back.

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Two years old now.

Funny what? Do I amuse you?

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Midnight Reading

Touch and go

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Crypto-fascist

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