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What does he say?

"...something something something... nearly 100% popped."

Sorry, this is the first time I've ever heard of Orville Redenbacher so if it's a catchphrase, I'm not familiar.
 

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clock_work9 said:
What does he say?

"...something something something... nearly 100% popped."

Sorry, this is the first time I've ever heard of Orville Redenbacher so if it's a catchphrase, I'm not familiar.

Orville Redenbacher.

There's just something freaky about a dead guy trying to sell me his popcorn.
 

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clock_work9 said:
But what does he say in the advert?

It doesn't matter. He's bloody dead!

eta: It's not him. It's an actor playing him.
 

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clock_work9 said:
So you don't you either. :D

Of course not. I'm a horror writer, and this scared the bejesus out of me. I can't pay attention to the words when I'm cowering under the sheets.
 

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Haggis said:
Of course not. I'm a horror writer, and this scared the bejesus out of me. I can't pay attention to the words when I'm cowering under the sheets.

When you go to bed tonight, you'll be awoken at 4AM by the sound of popcorn popping away in your kitchen. A light on in the hall... footsteps coming this way! Redenbacher's in the house!:ROFL:

I know, I know, the man's dead.



Or... is he?

(I know, I know. I'm sorry.)
 

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Jean Marie said:
Which part?

Orville's dead or the corn popping? ;)

Uh.. he doesn't understand what Orville's saying either. I wish someone would tell me.

Not that it's driving me nuts or anything. :rolleyes:

The closest I can make out is, "See the old Migs." A clear reference to Soviet fighter jets. Perhaps it's code for a "Red Dawn" style invasion to come.
 
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I don't know why you're all getting bent of out shape. We geeks have hailed this technology since Richard Dawson faked Schwarzenegger's death in "The Running Man."
 

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I don't know why you're all getting bent of out shape. We geeks have hailed this technology since Richard Dawson faked Schwarzenegger's death in "The Running Man."

Sure, sure. But there's popcorn involved here, man. It's different.
 

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And I'd just buy it if I were you. Or Redenbacher will leave his head on your doorstep.