Re: Advising the Agent
Well, it's 1 pm. What have I done today?
It's after 4p here and I've decided to do this post.
I started at 9 am, when my intern showed up. He has a big interview for a real job today at a major publisher. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a sport coat, so we spent a few minutes seeing if mine would fit him and could he wear it to the interview (he can).
My advice here is to suggest to the young man that he start dropping hints to his folks that he needs a few new items of clothing to help in his career search. It's that time of year, y'know, so now's the perfect time while there's still a few shopping days left.
I read and answered several emails from clients and editors.
This requires no advice. I'd have done this too if I were an agent. Good job!
I reviewed materials in advance of a meeting and then went to a meeting with an investment advisor to discuss my firm's pension plan.
This is businessy stuff. Businessy stuff makes my ears bleed and my eyes glaze over. :\
I returned to read a long email from a client about the cover of his book (brilliant observations!) and wrote an email to him and the publisher that I hope will keep things on a cooperative level rather than the publisher just picking the cover and doing what they want (the work is religious nonfiction and the author pointed out in a very clear manner that none of the images they want to use are applicable).
This sounds perfectly reasonable. If the publisher fails to consider the author's well thought out arguments then I think we should arrange a visit to suggest more firmly that he/she reconsider using vice-grip pliers and a screwdriver.
I read and logged a rejection on a project and forwarded it to the author to review.
What's this? The author's work was rejected!? Then the course is clear; he/she must be dropped in favor of a more promising writer. Myself, for instance. :smokin
I opened a giant tin of chocolate-covered, peanut-butter pretzels one of my clients sent me for Xmas.
Apparently any hopes of keeping trim this month are doomed.
It's Christmas! This is no time to concern yourself with proper diet and nutrition. That's for the other 92% of the year.
This afternoon, I need to finish reviewing a contract from a major house. Now here's a way to waste an agent's time: send them the contract as a Word document, but protect it so that it is read-only. I cannot mark it up or make any of the changes I need to make. Several publishers have policies of refusing to send contracts by email or, if they do, they will send them only as PDF or read-only documents. This, of course, is grossly inefficient and has no real function. While I can use the comments and edits feature of Adobe to mark up a PDF, it is not nearly as efficient as Word. And a read-only file is really no better than a fax.
Can't you save a copy of the Word doc under a different name to edit?
My other favorite is a fairly major publisher that routinely sends five copies of the first draft of the contract. It's over a dozen pages long, I think, and I have never used that first draft. Thus, they spend the money to print all these copies and then to messenger it to me, and I shred four copies and use the fifth as a working copy. It's a tremendous waste of time, money, and trees.
Much of this is the reason that I, personally, think electronic copy, submission, and delivery should become the standard. Paperless is progress. I'd rather have trees than a lotta crap on paper to be shredded or tossed. I work for a huge company and I see a small deciduous forest worth of useless or outdated paperwork being thrown out every week. It gives me intestinal cramps to see that, especially when there's recycle bins in several locations throughout the building.
Sorry, I'm rambling.
Andy Zack
President
The Zack Company, Inc.
www.zackcompany.com
This is all correct and requires no further discussion.
On a Personal Note: Most of my questions are being asked by others. If I come up with anything else I'll post it. Glad to have you here offering your insights. It was damn swell of ya to do this, Andy.