Save the Dclary

Geese? It could be worse.

I thank you all. I'm glad I don't have the same geas as CuChuChillin, or whatever that Irish guy's name is, because he couldn't eat dog food. And I do love me my Alpo.

Far as I can tell, I just have to be nice, until I'm accidentally unnice, and then Stony will blast me with a nuclear whammy that'll fry my moustache clean off my face.

My "Free Mustache Rides" T-Shirt has no meaning without it.

MacAllister said:

I've never understood that weird attachment men have to their overgrown nosehairs, anyway.

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It's like identifying with their car -- phallic, you know.

MacAllister said:

I've never understood that weird attachment men have to their overgrown nosehairs, anyway.

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I like my nose hairs but, im not attached to them heehee and also my belly button hairs

Flavor savers. Next-morning taco sauce is a real eye opener. And then, there are the all-over beard rubs for one's favorite lass. Different kind of eye-opener.

I don't have geese, I suffer from goat.

I have a cousin who was afflicted with llamas. Or maybe it was Lorenzo Lamas.

Is this a similar situation?

Put him out of his misery.









hang 'em

isn't this poll about dclary?

I think just an open hunters day. Just let 'em bring in the big guns and shoot the suckers.

we could just roll him in grits and let his geese take care of it

but then PETA would be on our case for cruelty to animals

i'm trying to enjoy my first cup of coffee of the day and this thread is starting to turn my stomach.....nosehairs, geese, goats, belly-button hair, mustache rides....

oh....this is aw office party.....it's always like this in here......never mind....carry on.

JDCrayne said:

It's like identifying with their car -- phallic, you know.

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Good thing Mac doesn't have that problem...

And the whole "doors off" thing, what does that symbolize? Maybe this needs to go in the post-modernist forum.

MacAllister said:

Heh. Deek--you're not gettin' a ton of sympathy, here.

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I knew I shoulda hired Jerry Lewis for this.

Poor, dclary. The "decoy with mustache" image is particularly disturbing, because it is reminiscent of the obsene joke--we all know it: an exhausted rooster is lying on the ground in the barnyard as vultures circle overhead.
"Shhh!" he whispers, opening one eye, "They're coming down any moment...."

Poor dclary.

Don't despair, Dave. Ray's house of love has a resident flock of geas as well. (I don't do smilies)