I have geese!

You're happy about that? I hate geese. Nothing but giant annoying poop machines that attack you when you get too close to their nests. Hey, I just work here! Is it my fault you built your stupid next 2 feet from the entrance?

I think we should have open season on these things and help feed the homeless.

It is your civic duty to help control bird flu.

Geese? do you juggle them?

Gosh, Dcalry, I hope it's not painful. Get to your doctor before the weekend so you don't have to sit in an ER if the condition worsens.
(Are geese contagious?)

i think he means the kind of geas in his user title

I'm assuming you did that to him because he called you "Macky"?

How do they taste?

It's a dark greasy kind of meat. Not bad. Kinda like big duck.

*sneaks up and pinches dclary*

Is that the kind of goose you were thinking of?

Shadow_Ferret said:

It's a dark greasy kind of meat. Not bad. Kinda like big duck.

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O...ew.

When I was a kid, the entire family, all eleventy-thousand of us, would meet at my grandparent's house for the holidays. One of my cousins was about the same age as me, and one year we spent the entire post-dinner day pinching our younger (girl) cousins' backsides, shrieking, "It's time for your Christmas goose!" (everything's funny to a twelve-year-old hillbilly boy). We thought it was a hoot until my psycho Uncle Bobby suddenly jumped us and decked us both.

True story, a real Hallmark Moment.

that is absolutely hilarious.

i didnt realize mac could/would do something like that.

Can you change Bravo and tourdeforce's avatars to these guys?

Geese are better to have around than these darn turkey buzzards. Every year we get a flock? of about 500 buzzards nesting in the woods behind the house. Try waking up with a few of those big ugly mugs perched on the tree outside your window staring at you.

Claryfication

He meant to say he has

g a s

Yet, all the while Dclary is still afflicted with geese. (Are they Canadian? Grey? Oh! Don't tell me, it's just too terrible!)

I bet they taste like chicken.

We're blessed with a murder of crows where I work. Or perhaps they're really Geese in guise ?

But do they have gas?

hey now - I enjoy Geese - for the shooting anyway. Im glad we have early goose season here in the fall - down side is I dont have a retriever to pick them up. But geese are fun if you know how to shoot.........