View Full Version : A horse walks into a bar...

01-18-2007, 06:17 PM
Every one knows the joke with the worst punch line ever. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?'

Well it struck me the other day that that joke could be quite a big longer if somebody tried. What's the horse's response for one thing?

It would be a good place to start a story.

01-18-2007, 06:51 PM
Yeah. The horse could reply. I've really don't have neighthing to complain about. Go ahead and groan.

01-18-2007, 06:56 PM
The horse replies, "It's my hay fever. How can I sow my wild oats with this hay fever?"