Why Oh Why?

Well, I guess even the "beautiful people" have their problems . . .

;-)

Two words:
shower
soap

LOLOLOLOLOL that's awesome...

I think I've heard that rubbing alcohol can take away the scent...? Or maybe it was club soda....hmmmmmm

Mask the scent by eating garlic, fried onions and some stinky cheese. Don't be surprised if you get a seat to yourself at the movies later.

giftedrhonda said:

LOLOLOLOLOL that's awesome...

I think I've heard that rubbing alcohol can take away the scent...? Or maybe it was club soda....hmmmmmm

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Club soda takes everything out of everything! So I've heard.

You don't drive an old Caddy, do you? And I'd suggest changing out of that flashy coat and felt hat

Try breathing through your mouth.

If people ask, tell them it's called Panther...

That's not cologne, Ray. You picked up a bottle of Colonial brand female deer urine. You need to stop shopping for toiletries in the sports department.

I saw this doctor on Oprah one day who was telling the audience that people really don't need to wear cologne, perfumes, etc.

He said people's natural scent smells the best to others. Now that doesn't mean people shouldn't wear deodorant. But he said something like, "I love the way my wife smells when she steps out of the shower." Just nice and clean.

And some people are allergic to perfumes and cologne. I sat next to a woman on the bus one day who overdid the stuff and I was gasping for air.

Oh, and lose the gold chains.

Ray, I can emphathize. I can't use cologne because it leaches into my skin, osmotically enters my bloodstream and soon it's circulating through my entire body. I can even taste it. My skin starts to ooze it out and it gets all clammy icky ooey.


Yuck.

Go wash it off and next time test on a small area of your skin before putting a "pimp" amount on.

Stick with natural, subtle scents

Jongfan said:

Stick with natural, subtle scents

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I just roll in the dirt, like my dog does. That gives me that "earthy" scent some women are so crazy about.

Shadow_Ferret said:

I just roll in the dirt, like my dog does. That gives me that "earthy" scent some women are so crazy about.

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Well that is subtle.. stinky, but subtle

If you're having an allergic reaction, Ray, take some Benedryl, that should help. Won't solve the smell problem but will help the other symptoms.

I love perfumes - when people are rational about using them. The guy who smells up the elevator for 3 hours after he's used it is annoying. But a subtle whiff of something like Safari or Bvlgari *mmmmm*

Dawno said:

...Bvlgari ...

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Isn't that a Greek pastry?

That reminds me of that kid in Home Alone 1

Mmmm, I'd jump a guy who smelled like Greek pastry

LOL! Go take a shower dork. Wheezing is nothing to mess with. And open your windows and stick your shirt in a plastic bag until you can wash it.

Mac, daddy.

rhymegirl said:

I saw this doctor on Oprah one day who was telling the audience that people really don't need to wear cologne, perfumes, etc.

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I saw Matthew McConaughey on a talkshow once and he mentioned that he doesn't wear deodorant, cologne or anything else that smells because it interferes with his pheromones. Apparently no one told him women love him no matter what he's wearing (or not wearing!) I've never smelled him but I'd take him. Pheromones got nothing to do with it!

Hope you're feeling better Ray!

Definitely an allergy to some chemical in it Ray. That is why there is no perfume on my dresser lol. Hope you are feeling better.