Just because you don't think they are after you doesn't mean that they are not after you.
Shhhhh:
BillyThrilly is spying on me. Right now he is in the lobby of my building, dressed in the flowered canvas jumpsuit that the plant company people wear. But I know it is him because he is wearing a rubber ‘Hillary Clinton’ mask and the plants are fake.
He is intercepting my cell phone calls and using a satellite uplink to piggy back reactionist photos of the ‘Coors Twins’ to his operatives in ‘that country I can’t mention here’.
I know he is doing this because Dclary is disguised as a squirrel , and he is sitting in the tree outside my window and every time I take the aluminum foil off of my cell phone to make a call, he vanishes, and I know he is giving this information to Billy, who is acting like he is tending the plants, but in reality is using this lull to communicate with his minders.
Shhhhh:
BillyThrilly is spying on me. Right now he is in the lobby of my building, dressed in the flowered canvas jumpsuit that the plant company people wear. But I know it is him because he is wearing a rubber ‘Hillary Clinton’ mask and the plants are fake.
He is intercepting my cell phone calls and using a satellite uplink to piggy back reactionist photos of the ‘Coors Twins’ to his operatives in ‘that country I can’t mention here’.
I know he is doing this because Dclary is disguised as a squirrel , and he is sitting in the tree outside my window and every time I take the aluminum foil off of my cell phone to make a call, he vanishes, and I know he is giving this information to Billy, who is acting like he is tending the plants, but in reality is using this lull to communicate with his minders.