Ask Ray

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

So Ray, are you ever going to bring that thread back?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

If someone can find it... Or we'll start all over again.

Ask away.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

OK then, Ray, were you aware that you're a porn star?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

I'll ask my alter ego, William Hung.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

You're a man of many talents Ray. Be proud!

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

Please rephrase it in the form of a question.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

Although you're a man of many talants, Ray, being a writer, singer, actor and now newly developed porn star...is there anything you can't do?

And why are you home alone on a Saturday night?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

Yes.

It's actually Sunday morning. Sunday is a religious holiday, you know.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

Now see that would be called avoiding the question, not answering it.

So um, why am I the only one asking you questions?

TsukiRyoko · Jan 13, 2007

Ray- is it true that you alone have the ability to lick your elbow?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

So um, why am I the only one asking you questions?

a) it's 1:46 a.m. EST; b) no one cares.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

So why are you awake at 1:46 in the morning?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
Ray- is it true that you alone have the ability to lick your elbow?

I can do it no better than you can. Let me know if I'm right.

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

ghost said:
So why are you awake at 1:46 in the morning?

Was categorizing my porn pictures.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

Can you lick any other of your body parts without straining a muscle?

kristie911 · Jan 13, 2007

maestrowork said:
Was categorizing my porn pictures.

Are there copies of these pics available?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

ghost said:
Can you lick any other of your body parts without straining a muscle?

I just licked my fingers.

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

kristie911 said:
Are there copies of these pics available?

Anything for a price.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

maestrowork said:
Anything for a price.

How about a trade? I've got a slightly used copy of Arrested Devlopment Season 1. Hmmm no, not worth it.

How about some vhs copies of Lost my Mum had to tape for me this year since I don't get it in England?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

I don't watch much TV. But "Lost My Mum" sounds very interesting.

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

Yeah, yeah, yeah, make fun of my bad typing. It is late at night yanno.

Are you trying to say you never type things out wrong?

maestrowork · Jan 13, 2007

I'm always wong.

(keep asking question, but I must now retreat and rest. Good night)

ghost · Jan 13, 2007

Funny, that was going to be my next question. How long can either of us keep this up till I have to go pass out?

maestrowork · Jan 14, 2007

12:11 A.M., apparently.

ghost · Jan 14, 2007

Why is no one else asking you questions?

Come on folks! This is Ray! He knows everything!

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