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Anonymous Traveler
01-10-2007, 12:55 AM
I am looking for a list of silly pirate and ship names for a humor WIP/POS.

alleycat
01-10-2007, 12:57 AM
I would just make up some. If you want us to chip in our two-cents worth, just say so. We can get pretty silly.

Aye!

Anonymous Traveler
01-10-2007, 01:10 AM
Arrgg. That be idea, have yer parrot call me parrot and we get a chum bucket from those buxum lasses at Hooters! No cents mate only pieces of eight.

roach
01-10-2007, 01:21 AM
Try Seventh Sanctum's Ship Name Generator (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=shipnamer) to get your creative juices flowing.

alleycat
01-10-2007, 01:27 AM
Here's a few to get it started:

Pirates:
Captain Toothache
Captain Blackhead
Jean Lafitte, Jr., known as Bubba
Captain Red Beans
Captain Phallus
Captain Morton, the Salt of the Sea

Ships:
The Hail Mary
The Jolly Santa
The Sea Gopher
The Blue Goose
Henrietta
The Ryan Seacrest

Misc:
Dead sailors go to Davy Jones’s Closet

PeeDee
01-10-2007, 01:30 AM
Dead Sailors COME OUT of Davy Jones' closet! NEXT, on Maury!


:)

A big burly pirate man named Captain Peggy. Who would naturally.....have both of his legs intact.

Anonymous Traveler
01-10-2007, 01:49 AM
Dead Sailors COME OUT of Davy Jones' closet!

thar be fine tale for Vainglory

Shades of Humanity
01-10-2007, 03:34 AM
Dead Sailors COME OUT of Davy Jones' closet! NEXT, on Maury!


O. M. G. that's awesome

If I were you I would have kept that to myself and ran with it!

PeeDee
01-10-2007, 03:36 AM
O. M. G. that's awesome

If I were you I would have kept that to myself and ran with it!

It would have have run about as far as the next Pete & Carrie Variety Hour.

Feel free to write it. We have a lack of Gay Zombie Pirate novels on the market.

alleycat
01-10-2007, 03:46 AM
Captain Petie.
Captain Leon.
Captain Dorf Horfheigger.
Captain Perival O'Silly.

TrainofThought
01-10-2007, 04:52 AM
Pirates

Pirate Pearly
Captain Swizzle Sticks
Captain Seaspunk

Ships

Thar She Blows
The Crusty Board

PeeDee
01-10-2007, 05:09 AM
Captain Climidea Curtsy.

:D

alleycat
01-10-2007, 05:12 AM
Long Johns John
Captain Woo Fat of the Orient
Murray Steinberg (the worlds first Jewish pirate)

draculeen
01-10-2007, 05:14 AM
Captain Sergeant

PeeDee
01-10-2007, 05:15 AM
Aboard the Creme of Sumunguy.

giftedrhonda
01-10-2007, 05:19 AM
Oh dear God, these are bad. LOL

PeeDee
01-10-2007, 05:26 AM
Does that make this the longest on-topic thread on AW??

ChunkyC
01-10-2007, 05:32 AM
The youngest pirate ever: Captain Newbeard, and his ship, the Sea Biscuit.

Hey, I'm tryin' here....

Rolling Thunder
01-10-2007, 05:35 AM
Captain Gaspasser of the good ship Flatulence
William the Wussy and his ship, the Fainting Spell
Captain Transfat on the grand ship, Buttery Lobster
Lumberjack Pete, sailing the seven seas on: The Leaky Tea Cup
Captain Swallow and his ship, The Trembling Masthead
Viagra the Terrible. On the ‘Stiffy Skiffy’
Purple Barney sailing ‘GimmeaHuggywuggy’
Stinky Bart, sailing the seven seas on: The Loaded Diaper

ChunkyC
01-10-2007, 05:37 AM
William the Wussy and his ship, the Fainting Spell
:roll:

NickDangr
01-10-2007, 05:40 AM
Captain Dregs and the Floating Bits o Bean

farfromfearless
01-10-2007, 05:42 AM
Cpt. Mae Larkey

Anonymous Traveler
01-10-2007, 05:50 AM
OK how about lawyers turned pirate and their ships. Use of Latin encouraged.

But wait how do you tell a pirate from a lawyer? grist for another thread?

alleycat
01-10-2007, 06:43 AM
But wait how do you tell a pirate from a lawyer? grist for another thread?
Sharks only eat pirates, not their own kind.

ChunkyC
01-10-2007, 08:04 PM
I sense an experiment in the offing....

truelyana
01-10-2007, 08:11 PM
Captain Wageeehmohleee :D

Anonymous Traveler
01-13-2007, 01:28 AM
Video (http://www.vidilife.com/index.cfm?f=media.play&vchrMediaProgramIDCryp=1ACEFCFE-4688-41D8-88D8-2)

I used to be a farmer and I made a livin' fine
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they always laughed, "We just let twenty go!"
The government they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone
I'm going to be a pirate on the River Saskatchewan....
Arrrrrgh!
Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer
A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are aquiver
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay

Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline but he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a comin' and the mountie lost his job
So now he's sailin' with me and we call him Salty Bob
A swingin' sword, a scull 'n' bones and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T. (screw it!)
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you want to reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I've heard that in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
You're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way
Well winter is a comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over when the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in spring time, but now I have to go
I heard there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico

Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores