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01-07-2007, 03:15 AM
Not sure if you'd want to see them or not, but they are funny to read.

As you know, they are offering to sell books in everything they do, the newsletter is no different.

Dear Author,

More good news to share: as part of our continuing drive to improve and increase marketing and promotion efforts, we have launched an official PublishAmerica newsletter!

We're making the first issue slightly old-news, but only for the veterans among you. The many thousands of new PublishAmerica authors will be pleased to read about movies made out of PublishAmerica books, a Pulitzer Prize winning author joining your ranks, and celebrity authors being your peers, including actor Jamie Farr and Agathe von Trapp, of Sound of Music fame. The first issue also announces the authors who were selected as finalists for the Best Books 2006 Awards.

The newsletter can be found in both HTML and PDF formats at http://www.publishamerica.com/newsletter. (http://www.publishamerica.com/newsletter.) Feel free to print it out to use in your own promotional efforts as a way to let your family, friends, and fans know more about PublishAmerica. It's also a great tool to use at book signings, so buyers can know immediately that you are a member of a distinguished group of authors.

We are also answering to the many authors who decided to use their own books as Christmas presents and who have contacted us, asking for a last-minute shopping break. Those who need extra books on hand may order 50 or more copies at a 50 percent discount. Orders of 100 or more copies will receive a 55 percent discount. Offer valid only two days, December 7 and 8, which would enable you to have your books delivered as early as next Thursday, in time for you to giftwrap and even ship them for the holidays. Sorry, full-color picture books and hardcovers excluded. Phone orders only, at ________________.

Be sure to keep current on what's happening at PublishAmerica by checking the newsletter website often for updates.

Happy Holidays!
PublishAmerica Author Support Team

Saundra Julian
01-07-2007, 04:17 AM
Yeah, be sure to let everyone know you're "printed" by PA... NOT! :eek:
I'd suggest digging a big hole and covering up that newsletter like you would stinky, nasty garbage...

01-07-2007, 05:20 AM
LOL...ouch, Saundra.

You got any old emails or newsletters you might wanna share, anyone? I found that one online but can't get the page to load, now. Not sure if they even send them out anymore.