Dang...all the "good" ones are taken...so, here's my leftovers.
1. I resolve not take out my loathing of most of my neighbors by making them evil undeads in my short stories -- unless said stories work really well that way.
2. I resolve not to spend more time on the SYW Humor forum in any one week than on my own writing, no matter how funny the pieces may be, not even if Riddler has posted more than one piece. Not even if EVERYONE has something up there that I have not yet read. (You know, like THIS week.)
3. I resolve not to allow anyone to push me around, ever. (Hey, everyone's allowed the "gimme" resolution! Besides, success is good and makes your other goals seem attainable!)
4. I resolve not to wait another full year before writing, emailing or calling my loved ones, even though actual, good correspondence skills on my part could cause enough shock to kill them.
5. I resolve not to wait until the house looks like a nuclear waste dump to decide to "straighten up a little".
6. I resolve not to tell anyone that I am "focused on a real diet and exercise regime" until I have successfully been on such for three months straight and have a positive result of any kind to speak of.
7. I resolve not to plot evil revenge for each and every rejection, barring the one guy who referenced "jury duty" in his form letter rejection to me last week -- he should be watching his incoming mails carefully.
8. I resolve not to watch someone reading one of my pieces, no matter if they are doing it right in front of me, no matter how much I may want to see their expressions or figure out if they are laughing where they are supposed to, or at all.
9. I resolve not to pressure my teenaged daughter into watching "Buffy" or "Angel" DVDs on a school night, even though we have sworn to watch them all together and I am far more willing and able to go without sleep for a good Buffy or Angel fix.