Auction #25 - Something Special: A Starring Role!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 28, 2006

Y'all are gonna love this one! I came home this evening after a nice Mexican dinner and a special offer was waiting for me in my Private Messages from Carrie in PA:

"Pete and I would like to offer our services for The Cause.

For a donation of - what else - five bucks, you can have a starring role in the next Pete & Carrie Variety Hour!

This is an auction with unlimited spots - everyone who donates $5 for this purpose will be included!

We are happy to consider special requests - such as sordid affairs or imaginatively offing someone!

Secure your own Immortality and help AW at the same time!

C'mon! You know you want to!"

For a sample of the insan-- creativity of our Duo, visit:

The Pete & Carrie Variety Hour! and The Rise of Sven and Bjorn!

Just think: for a measly $5 spot, you can be immortalized in ether! You can even print it off to show family and friends (if you dare!)!

$5 bucks, folks! Pony up and let's give Pete and Carrie the challenge of a lifetime! I know I will!

This auction starts NOW and runs 'til Pete and/or Carrie beg for mercy! Click on the PayPal button in my sig and send me a copy of the receipt to jdahl2 [at] cox.net!

BIDDER UP!

Carrie in PA · Dec 28, 2006

WOOO HOOO!!!!!!! We can't wait to do this one!!!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 28, 2006

Get busy then! My Receipt #1K70678131995152G for my PayPal payment just arrived in my email. I want a sordid affair which ends in the imaginative offing of my paramour!

Carrie in PA · Dec 28, 2006

An affair AND an offing??? That's five bucks EACH! :ROFL:

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 28, 2006

Oh! Darn! Okay... I'll take the sordid affair! Maybe my paramour will pay to BE offed after consorting with me! :>

Carrie in PA · Dec 28, 2006

PeeDee · Dec 28, 2006

If any friendly bidders would be so kind as to PM me when they bid/pay/whatever, I'd like to try and keep a running total going in my signature.

It's not a bidding war, like the others, so you can't just look at the lost post before "SOLD!" and see who won and for how much, y'see....

tlblack · Dec 28, 2006

I tried emailing the receipt number but got the mailer daemon instead. The number is 2117-9045-3641-8014.

PeeDee · Dec 28, 2006

Why is your receipt number shaped so differently from OFG's?

I only ask because it looks an awful lot like a credit card number, and I don't want to see you accidentally posting that here. There's too many untrustworthy people on AW.

alleycat · Dec 28, 2006

Can someone bid $5 to be left out of it?

I don't want Cath or MidnightMuse making any sordid requests involving yours truly. Especially if it involves slapping.

PeeDee · Dec 28, 2006

alleycat said:
Can someone bid $5 to be left out of it?

I don't want Cath or MidnightMuse making any sordid requests involving yours truly. Especially if it involves slapping.

Sure. Bid five bucks to be left out of it.

Just let me know, so I can add it to my running total.

tlblack · Dec 28, 2006

PeeDee said:
Why is your receipt number shaped so differently from OFG's?

I only ask because it looks an awful lot like a credit card number, and I don't want to see you accidentally posting that here. There's too many untrustworthy people on AW.

No idea but that was the number in big bold print lol. It's NOT a credit card number.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 28, 2006

tlblack said:
No idea but that was the number in big bold print lol. It's NOT a credit card number.

Maybe it was because mine was a 'transaction ID'? I didn't use the 'Make a Donation' button because I have my own PayPal account.

I looked at some of the other PayPal receipts I've received from other members and they've got transaction IDs that look even different from mine and tlblack's.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 28, 2006

tlblack said:
I tried emailing the receipt number but got the mailer daemon instead. The number is 2117-9045-3641-8014.

That's 'cause I'm a goober and I put in the wrong email addy AGAIN.

It's: jdahl2 [at] cox.net

Carrie in PA · Dec 29, 2006

alleycat said:
Can someone bid $5 to be left out of it?

I don't want Cath or MidnightMuse making any sordid requests involving yours truly. Especially if it involves slapping.

Keep in mind that if they choose to outbid you, we'll - er, you'll - do whatever they ask.

tlblack · Dec 29, 2006

<<<<<---------- is afraid Pee Dee and Carrie will have me playing some demonic role about an obsessed overwrought all-seeing fortune teller with one eye and a beard. Come on guys... put in your $5 so I can sit quietly in the back of the room and write my evil psychic memoirs. :e2brows:

Silver King · Dec 29, 2006

Okay, I'm in. But I'd like to invite a few others 'cause putting only five bucks on my card just won't do. If they all agree, I'm good for it...honest.

In no particular order, they are:

susie
jbal
trainofthought
maryn
cbeasy
mac
akaeraser
kimmi 57
I shrugged
screenmom
soccer mom
tiny terror
william haskins
billythrilly
jenna
neurofizz
drspork
writerterri
aliajohnson
spooky
bardskye
unique
haggis
perks
cactuswendy
p.h.delarian
janetbellinger
wackamole
eldragon
awatkins
sassenach
tiger
aadams73
birol
poetinhat
Dawno
TheIT
chunky

and everyone else I forgot to mention.

Oh, and don't forget silver king.

BardSkye · Dec 29, 2006

Oh, I plan to put my name in on payday. I'd love to be a victim.

Silver King · Dec 29, 2006

Hey, Bard, you're on my list.

Save your money.

Now if you wanna sell that lovely new dragon, we should talk.

BardSkye · Dec 29, 2006

How about a packet of dragon cards with a skewed sense of humour instead?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 30, 2006

Let me get this straight, my dear friend, Silver King, is offering to pay a total of 38 times $5 to see all those lovely people included? That's --uh-- 5 time 8 and carry the four... and five times 3 plus... four...

$190?!?

Aww, throw in an extra $10, why don't you, just to make it a round number and outbid alleycat's $5 for wanting to be left out of it!

Will you gimme $200?

alleycat · Dec 30, 2006

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Aww, throw in an extra $10, why don't you, just to make it a round number and outbid alleycat's $5 for wanting to be left out of it!

Will you gimme $200?

Sheeeeee! I don't want Cath or Muse reading this thread.

I don't have to bid unless those two bid. Let's let sleeping yaks sleep.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 30, 2006

So... umm.... what'll you pay to keep me from sending 'em a PM with a link here?

Jaycinth · Dec 30, 2006

OFG, I must congratulate you. This is avery interesting and effective business model.

Only $5.00 to get in?
Well recently I've been a tall busty mercenary who likes to solve problems by hurting people. That can continue, it might be fun.

Now, the hard part. Would someone explain to me EXACTLY how to make the payment and send the confirmation. Oh, I'm leaving now, I'll check back tomorrow or monday.

PeeDee · Dec 30, 2006

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Let me get this straight, my dear friend, Silver King, is offering to pay a total of 38 times $5 to see all those lovely people included? That's --uh-- 5 time 8 and carry the four... and five times 3 plus... four...

$190?!?

Aww, throw in an extra $10, why don't you, just to make it a round number and outbid alleycat's $5 for wanting to be left out of it!

Will you gimme $200?

PETE:

CARRIE:

I am suddenly struck with the startling realization that we're going to actually have to make this funny.

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