School: Boy Put Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Heard about it last week sometime.

The question is who has the, um, discerning pallette, to recognize the fluids in salad dressing?

the creepy shop teacher?

Yadda yadda yadda... the producers of American Pie 5 announced that they just hired a new screenwriter.

He should thank his gods that I am not his mother.

hee hee. I said that to a little girl in a check out line once. She hid behind her mother and acted like a lamb til she left.

heh.

eldragon said:

What was he thinking?

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From here on out, he can say he found someone to swallow.

eldragon said:

What was he thinking?


Kids these days.

Unique, I'll bet that salad was moist.

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aw, Pam, geez. I thought we was Friends, man. <hurl>

Words fail me. I'll probably think of some after I have my coffee.

Right now I have to go and throw out the coleslaw.

Well, that's put me off salad dressing for a year.

(New Years Resolutions: Eat More Salads)

I'm going to stick with chocolate. Less bodily fluids and more sugar.

The sad thing is, there are stories like this all over the place. My dad wont eat at Taco Bell anymore because a local kid was arrested for ejaculating in the beans.

Fortunately, he was caught. How many idiots arent?

The moral of the story is, dont piss off the burger king

MattW said:

The question is who has the, um, discerning pallette, to recognize the fluids in salad dressing?

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Presumably it was three students from the local all girls Catholic school who were visiting to promote abstinence pledges who first uncovered the plot.

WackAMole said:

My dad wont eat at Taco Bell anymore because a local kid was arrested for ejaculating in the beans.

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This thread gets more and more interesting by the minute.

Maybe I've lived a sheltered life, but I have never heard of such places to plant your seed. The world of kink and deranged behavior must exist in a universe that's much larger than I ever imagined.

I thought finding a used band-aid in my salad once was bad; but now I consider myself fortunate it wasn't something far worse.

Silver King said:

I thought finding a used band-aid in my salad once was bad; but now I consider myself fortunate it wasn't something far worse.

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The question remains; if there was stuff in your salad, would you be able to tell?

Bmwhtly said:

The question remains; if there was stuff in your salad, would you be able to tell?

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Not without a microscope.

Makes you really wonder about Newman's Own.

Newman's own what?

Bmwhtly said:

The question remains; if there was stuff in your salad, would you be able to tell?

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Yes. I can taste protein.

How does one look at food, (beans at Taco Bell, Salad dressing in a school cafeteria) and get in the right frame of mind to do such a deed? I don't get this. close your eyes and imagine...that you're not standing in a kitchen with your pants down over a jug of salad dressing? Active imagination?

oh, that's right, teenage boy. Nevermind.

Not exactly a stroke of Genius!...no pun intended.

JIMBOS said:

Not exactly a stroke of Genius!...no pun intended.

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oh, that pun was intended...don't deny it. (puns should always be intended.)

aadams73 said:

Words fail me. I'll probably think of some after I have my coffee.

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Make sure no one came near your coffee.