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A lady on the bus was discussing the WONDERS of the Republican party. At the time, I was reading an article teaching about how they "train" people for their political party. It showed the good and bad of both parties, and it really encouraged my already sour attitude towards the Republican party grow.
She turned to me and began to ask my opinion. When I gave her Democratically tinted views, her face grew beet red. Then redder. And redder. She didn't say anything in her defense, only asked questions. After about 20 minutes, she finally said something.
"You are just a confused teenager- wet behind the ears, you know." (Pardon moi? After encouraging my little political speech nearly a half an hour, that's all you have to say? You have nothing better to throw at me? Have all those many, many, many decades of "wisdom" and "experience" left you in the dust? Usually when someone says "You're a confused teenager" or "you're wet behind the ears", it means that their pride is too swollen to admit defeat. How do I know this? Because I've had to pull the "You're just a stupid little kid" card out on some surprisingly sharp little kids.) And she gave me this mean look (like she had just stepped in a steaming pile) and turned back around, WHERE SHE BEGAN TO BADMOUTH ME. Not the normal, "Freaky haired, pincushion looking dumbass" type deal, I'm used to that, but this old hag began ranting about how I was a "filthy whore" to the babbling swarm of overaged crones in front of her. She told them that she knew me personally, and began to make up stories about some rather nasty, VERY inappropriate stories about my being a prostitute (erm...I don't remember filling out that particular resume, lady.)
Soooo, I got out of my seat, went to the seat next to her, made myself comfy (she was pinned against the window) and verbally tore this woman to shreds. I had an insult for every letter of the alphabet to throw at this expired crackhead. By the time I stepped off the bus, the lady was close to tears and shaking, and the flock of idiots in front of her were close to soiling themselves. One said "You-you need to respect your elders, girl!" Wait, you're still talking? To ME? You got some guts, you gritty, crusty, shriveled _____ __ ______ _____ ____ __ ____(use your imagination here. Despite AW new "free speech" thing, I still think I should leave the blanks as blanks).
Upon reflection, I think I should have rolled up her newspaper and beat the hell out of her with it, while ripping on of those hold-onto-me-pole thingies and jamming down her throat, then I should have kicked each of her crippled joints backwards until she didn't look human and could comfortably fit her shoulder blade into her mouth and use her hip bone has a pillow. Copy and paste for each on of the clucking morons in front of her.
What do you think I should have done?
She turned to me and began to ask my opinion. When I gave her Democratically tinted views, her face grew beet red. Then redder. And redder. She didn't say anything in her defense, only asked questions. After about 20 minutes, she finally said something.
"You are just a confused teenager- wet behind the ears, you know." (Pardon moi? After encouraging my little political speech nearly a half an hour, that's all you have to say? You have nothing better to throw at me? Have all those many, many, many decades of "wisdom" and "experience" left you in the dust? Usually when someone says "You're a confused teenager" or "you're wet behind the ears", it means that their pride is too swollen to admit defeat. How do I know this? Because I've had to pull the "You're just a stupid little kid" card out on some surprisingly sharp little kids.) And she gave me this mean look (like she had just stepped in a steaming pile) and turned back around, WHERE SHE BEGAN TO BADMOUTH ME. Not the normal, "Freaky haired, pincushion looking dumbass" type deal, I'm used to that, but this old hag began ranting about how I was a "filthy whore" to the babbling swarm of overaged crones in front of her. She told them that she knew me personally, and began to make up stories about some rather nasty, VERY inappropriate stories about my being a prostitute (erm...I don't remember filling out that particular resume, lady.)
Soooo, I got out of my seat, went to the seat next to her, made myself comfy (she was pinned against the window) and verbally tore this woman to shreds. I had an insult for every letter of the alphabet to throw at this expired crackhead. By the time I stepped off the bus, the lady was close to tears and shaking, and the flock of idiots in front of her were close to soiling themselves. One said "You-you need to respect your elders, girl!" Wait, you're still talking? To ME? You got some guts, you gritty, crusty, shriveled _____ __ ______ _____ ____ __ ____(use your imagination here. Despite AW new "free speech" thing, I still think I should leave the blanks as blanks).
Upon reflection, I think I should have rolled up her newspaper and beat the hell out of her with it, while ripping on of those hold-onto-me-pole thingies and jamming down her throat, then I should have kicked each of her crippled joints backwards until she didn't look human and could comfortably fit her shoulder blade into her mouth and use her hip bone has a pillow. Copy and paste for each on of the clucking morons in front of her.
What do you think I should have done?
