Let's just negotiate, it'll be fine.

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I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or simply move to Antarctica... *sigh*
 
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Brilliant.

Says it all.

I know Ahimidjead is just joking with all the "wipe Israel off the map stuff" so this clip won't ring true to the appeasers, but to the rest of us, it's perfect.

I hope Ahimidead gets to see this on youtube.

I bet he gets a big laugh out of it.
 
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"We would like to continue to build our nuclear weapons."

"We can't agree to that."

"What if we promise not to use them?"

"That's reasonable."

SIGN PAPER.

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You know who's also clear minded in addition to David Zucker...

Angela Merkel.

http://archive.gulfnews.com/indepth/irancrisis/more_stories/10016391.html

Munich: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a rising Adolf Hitler with his stand on Iran's nuclear programme, German Chancellor Angela Merkel said on Saturday.

Merkel said the threat of Iran's nuclear ambitions is similar to Germany's Nazi regime, adding that the world must act now to prevent it building an atomic bomb.

"In the early 1930s when National Socialism (Nazism) was on the rise, there were many who said 'It's only rhetoric - don't get excited'," she told a forum of world leaders.

Iran "has blatantly crossed the red line", she said. "We must prevent Iran from developing its nuclear programme."

I hear ya, Angela. The "rhetoric" people are back.

I hope they don't wreak havoc like they did back in the 30's.

In the Mossad I Must Trust.
 

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Hm. 8 posts, and we've already got the Hitler comparison and the use of the word "appeasers."

That'll about do it for this edition of "How to apply the simplest reasoning to everything."

Lock thread.
 
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TheGaffer said:
Hm. 8 posts, and we've already got the Hitler comparison and the use of the word "appeasers."

That'll about do it for this edition of "How to apply the simplest reasoning to everything."

Lock thread.

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Uh...did you watch the video?

Are you stuck in the twilight zone, gaff?

That's what the video is about.

You're joking with that last post, right?
 
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I've heard of the name, but I don't have the first clue as to who he is or what he said or how he compares to me.

For bookeeping purposes, I'd prefer if you just called me Churchill or Truman for the rest of the thread.

Thank you in advance.
 

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Nobody's explained what the point is. That Zucker can hire a guy with a beard? That Ahmadinejad is a pretty deceitful person? Hello? And?

And yet you said "8 posts in."

Yeah. Hitler in post 1. Appeasers in post 8. Ta-da.
 
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TheGaffer said:
Nobody's explained what the point is. That Zucker can hire a guy with a beard? That Ahmadinejad is a pretty deceitful person? Hello? And?



Yeah. Hitler in post 1. Appeasers in post 8. Ta-da.

I said "appeasers" is post 5.

You're off today.

You've been in the Uncle Gus' liquor cabinet, haven't you?
 
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Could be that it's not important enough to count, Billy.

Gaffer's greatest talent is numbers and data.

He lives for it and holds himself to a high standard RE: election threads.

I find it hard to believe he would make such an egregious error if not influenced by chemicals.
 
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TheGaffer said:
I stand corrected. Post 5. I apologize for my inaccuracies in this matter.

CBS will have my resignation in 10 minutes.

I don't believe you did it on purpose.

It wasn't malicious.

It was just shoddy reporting.

I don't accept your resignation, but you are suspended for two weeks with pay.

Happy holidays!
 
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I like it, but I'm not going to put it under my avatar or anything.

Good luck finding a home for it.

Thank you.
 

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TheGaffer said:
Hm. 8 posts, and we've already got the Hitler comparison and the use of the word "appeasers."

That'll about do it for this edition of "How to apply the simplest reasoning to everything."

Lock thread.

Simple = better than "convoluted." :)

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