the girl in the store knows just what shes looking for
a real expensive cream that will help unclog her pores
last night her boyfriend said somethin bout her skin
at any other time it would simply make her grin
the devil's in the details, this you all should know
don't critique your girlfriend when she's about to O
Chorus:
as long as she's laughing, it's quite alright
as long as she's smiling, it doesn't bite
but, close to climax
please, quit those wisecracks
she'll never forgive you that late at night
the girl in the store knows just what shes looking for
a book that will help make her seem less of a bore
last night her boyfriend implied that she was dim
at any other time she'd have simply smiled at him
the devil's in the details, this you all should know
don't critique your girlfriend in the afterglow
If you're only playing, it will be fine
If it's in good cheer, don't change your line
But after a quicky,
don't take the mickey!
when she bursts in tears, that's the warning sign
the girl in the store knows just what shes looking for
an outfit that will help her not look like a whore
last night her boyfriend suggested she looked cheap
any other time she'd have just thought what a creep
the devil's in the details, I would like to say
criticise your girlfriend, but not during foreplay!
Good thing she dumped him, for what he did
the guy never knew when to shut his lid
it's just a shame
that he never explained
he had turrets since he was a kid
a real expensive cream that will help unclog her pores
last night her boyfriend said somethin bout her skin
at any other time it would simply make her grin
the devil's in the details, this you all should know
don't critique your girlfriend when she's about to O
Chorus:
as long as she's laughing, it's quite alright
as long as she's smiling, it doesn't bite
but, close to climax
please, quit those wisecracks
she'll never forgive you that late at night
the girl in the store knows just what shes looking for
a book that will help make her seem less of a bore
last night her boyfriend implied that she was dim
at any other time she'd have simply smiled at him
the devil's in the details, this you all should know
don't critique your girlfriend in the afterglow
If you're only playing, it will be fine
If it's in good cheer, don't change your line
But after a quicky,
don't take the mickey!
when she bursts in tears, that's the warning sign
the girl in the store knows just what shes looking for
an outfit that will help her not look like a whore
last night her boyfriend suggested she looked cheap
any other time she'd have just thought what a creep
the devil's in the details, I would like to say
criticise your girlfriend, but not during foreplay!
Good thing she dumped him, for what he did
the guy never knew when to shut his lid
it's just a shame
that he never explained
he had turrets since he was a kid