BottomlessCup said:
I can't do Pizza Hut, unless it's free. That cheese is awful!
Quite a few years ago, when my bride and I were young and broke, Kroger's had made a stab at selling generic stuff. Anybody with a few years on 'em has seen their wares, boxes and bags and cans consisting of jet black lettering on stark white labels. CORN, it said. BLEACH. DIET COLA. And so on. The line included everything, including canned veggies, dog food, cat litter, cigarettes...and yes, mozzerella cheese product. That's what the label not-so-proudly proclaimed was inside that ziplock bag, in a stab at painful truth in advertising. Because the reality was, the stuff wasn't cheese. I'm not really sure what it was. Packing material, perhaps, or the adhesive NASA uses to glue tiles on the space shuttle. The melting point of said "mozzerella cheese product" was somewhere of that found around the core of the sun; inconvenient when one is running a pizzeria. The goop was completely, utterly, irredeemably inedible, by anyone, in living memory.
All that to say, I think
Pizza Butt must have bought out the nation's entire supply of the material in 1975, and uses it on their abysmal pies to this day.