I just don't know....

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KODB

My wife just called me a squeegee.

In fact, her exact words were: "You are such a squeegee!"

Is that good?
 

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Considering the other words she could have chosen . . . I'd say you're okay.
 

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Do u enjoy scraping stuf?

I no sum1 who does an I wud say he is a squeegee yah!

lololololololol!!!!!
 

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Was she really, really tense? Speaking with jaw locked and lips not moving? Maybe it was a slurred sweetheart or . . . okay, yeah it could be a lot of things. Good luck with that. :) I've never heard it used.
 

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Unless Tahiti is a town in Ireland, I think I'm safe from being cuckolded.

And she's got a load of other pet names for me, most of which I think I understand, but this squeegee thing threw me.

Hmmm. Poser.
 

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so sorry...:ROFL: but whhyy! Dictionary word for squeegee please, someone!
 

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dah, spork, you all sound different?
 

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kimmi 57 said:
so sorry...:ROFL: but whhyy! Dictionary word for squeegee please, someone!

a squeegee is 1 of them things dat u scrape stuff wit. It has a handle an a lether blade, yo.
 

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Poor Spork, he got stuck in the middle of a Spooky/clary sandwich. He hasn't been the same since.

To the OP, what did you do or say *before* she called you a squeegee?


ETA: Doh! Sporky's taking part in Mac's experiment, hence the funny language. How dumb am I?
(that's a fricken rhetorical question, to all you smartybums)
 
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aadams73 said:
Poor Spork, he got stuck in the middle of a Spooky/clary sandwich. He hasn't been the same since.

To the OP, what did you do or say *before* she called you a squeegee?


ETA: Doh! Sporky's taking part in Mac's experiment, hence the funny language. How dumb am I?
(that's a fricken rhetorical question, to all you smartybums)

ahh yes...so they are switching writing personalities?
still...but whya squeegee? Ask her;)
 

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Cause your wife is a professional wrestler and she can mop the floor with you?

My wife calls me many things, not all of them traditional words to call people. So you're probably okay.
 

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Squeegee sounds like either a silly name or a love name. It's so rare for me to call anyone in my household by his or her actual name that when I hear someone else do it, I think, Oh, right, that is what we named her/him.

Maryn, whose names include Little Looper and Ms. Carmen Miranda
 

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I copied this from Yahoo's Online dictionary:

squee·gee (skwj) KEY

NOUN:

A T-shaped implement having a crosspiece edged with rubber or leather that is drawn across a surface to remove water, as in washing windows.

A similar implement or a rubber roller used in printing and photography
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I have also heard this term used when someone is rubbing a body part in a sexual way. I would not worry too much about it; it just sounds like she planted another nickname on you! And if she uses that term again, you could politely ask her what she means. It could be seen as either being affectionate or invasive, depending on the tone used.
 

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I know this is off topic, but it's the second one of these things I've seen today. Ferret, what's with the Perscription for your posts in your signature? With the changing up of your sentences, the lack of hesitation words, and so on?

MajorDrums has it too! What am I missing!?
 

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When you figure it out, will you let me know?
PeeDee said:
I know this is off topic, but it's the second one of these things I've seen today. Ferret, what's with the Perscription for your posts in your signature? With the changing up of your sentences, the lack of hesitation words, and so on?

MajorDrums has it too! What am I missing!?
PeeDee, if you read this you will understand the signature line changes. Since you don't frequent TIO, you missed the thread yesterday.
 

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I love how this thread is hovering juuuuuust on the edge of going into sexual perversion... :)
 
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