Sorry, but I'm at wits end here. The woman who sits on the other side of my cube simply WILL NOT SHUT THE **** UP! While the simple solution would be to gently confront her, this practical approach conflicts with my 'passive-aggressive avoid confrontation at all costs' ideology.
Complaining to mgmt is not an option. Such things, no matter how tactfully done, are frowned upon and I've got a reputation as a non-complainer I don't want to tarnish.
Instead, I'm thinking about doing something to her cube that causes invisible, yet irreparable damage (specifically, skunk juice) which will motivate her to move away from me. Only problem is that the guy next to her gets in early and the girl next to her leaves late. And even if there were a window of time to do something like this, there's cameras that would catch what I did.
Any ideas? Please help me before I snap and rip this windbag's throat out!
Complaining to mgmt is not an option. Such things, no matter how tactfully done, are frowned upon and I've got a reputation as a non-complainer I don't want to tarnish.
Instead, I'm thinking about doing something to her cube that causes invisible, yet irreparable damage (specifically, skunk juice) which will motivate her to move away from me. Only problem is that the guy next to her gets in early and the girl next to her leaves late. And even if there were a window of time to do something like this, there's cameras that would catch what I did.
Any ideas? Please help me before I snap and rip this windbag's throat out!