Another apology to all the AW Ladies.

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...I'm sorry for being so damn hot. If... if I could help it, I would. :(
 

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If you're that hot take your jacket off and sit under the ceiling fan.
 

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And try not to be so gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

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Well, for the ladies, nothing.

Because gay guys are never a threat.

Unless you're apologizing for being hot and gay and feel that it is unfair the straight ladies out there.
 

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aadams73 said:
If you're that hot take your jacket off and sit under the ceiling fan.

I took my jacket off; it only made me hotter.

Your advice... it doesn't work.
 

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This thread has touched my heart, and I've been compelled to follow suit with Bart....

I'm sorry ladies of The Cooler. Despite my best efforts, I know I've probably been impairing your AW experience with my incredible attractiveness. In the future, I shall try and tone it down. ;)
 

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Bartholomew said:
You make me cry, but you have me loling. I's so confuzzled. :(

Well, you're shivering, so how can you be hot? Maybe you just need some tylenol.
 

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aadams73 said:
Well, you're shivering, so how can you be hot? Maybe you just need some tylenol.

When you say hot, you mean Calor.

When I say hot? Baby, I mean Caliente.
 

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Bartholomew said:
When you say hot, you mean Calor.

When I say hot? Baby, I mean Caliente.

Oh, I'm sorry, college boys don't get me hot.
 

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Batholemew, you know Ive been searching for a new AW crush and I have a thing for guys with spiff names...

Caliente you say? How about grande? Eres grande tambien?
 

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Bartholomew said:
De' Nile is a river in Africa, man.

Seriously, dude. I'm gonna petition Mac to change your name to "Barf-olomew."
 

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Bartholomew said:
De' Nile is a river in Africa, man.


Now why would I be all hot for guys who prematurely ejaculate and can't wipe? Sorry, I'll stick to grown ups ;)
 

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Bartholomew said:
...I'm sorry for being so damn hot. If... if I could help it, I would. :(
Aren't you the same guy who posted a month or so ago about not having any luck finding a girl friend? :Shrug: Just curious (puts on flame suit)
 

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dclary said:
Then you've still got two years to go, Aadams!

What, you mean I'm going to suddenly start drooling over boys when I'm 35?

Can I have some of that cyanide please?
 
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